Is it normal you gotta be right with god to go to my church?

This isn't your normal church. You don't just get to skip into the door, sit down in your suit and tie and lollygag in the pew until time to say 'forgive me' to God while you hold hands, sing kumbaya, and mince out the doors. You better believe we expect you to get down on your knees and beg Our Father for forgiveness. This isn't some wimpy New Age congregation full of flower-power and sprinkles, this is a congregation of real men for real men who love being real men in the company of real men. A congregation of old world vim and vigor, masculine zest and electrifying manliness.

Their sermons go hard and they don't pull any punches. You better be prepared to take a (spiritual) pounding for hours and hours on end. But in the end, they find themselves sweaty and out of breath but ready for more

It's just a box to me so I'll upvote the box.

And he knows you don’t see all his children as equals. Bless you.

You don't remember the Book of Hardassery? The one where Jesus and all the apostles kick down the doors of every gym from Rome to Damascus and start flexing on every soft boi in there?