Is it normal to want to go to my knees for an argonian man?
Seriously, if I encountered a lad like "Flicks-His-Tongue" it would be me flicking my own tongue, as he has me on my knees. My Lord, what a fantasy! I'd happily spit-polish the sausage of my Argonian master!
Eh, you can do better than Argonian. I'd go for a Redguard, personally