Is it normal to miss not doing the 'silent duck'?

I used to do the silent duck frequently with my ex , i love it. Now with my new parnter it doesnt really work and they think its stange and may be damaging. I miss it so much i think i may have to go to a professional just to get my fix. Am i normal?

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17% Normal
Based on 12 votes (2 yes)
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  • megadriver

    I try to do the loud duck with my fiancee. She gets the feathers, we get into the pond. I start quacking loud and the first to lay an egg wins!

    So far neither of us has won, because maybe humans just don't lay eggs.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      careful you might end up as a quack addict

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      • Somenormie

        Hahahahaha

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      • Grunewald

        LOVE

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    • LornaMae

      Lol ♡

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  • PurpleHoneycomb

    I'll be honest here, I had to look up what the silent duck is. Either way, I would say it's normal if you do genuinely prefer that over other sexual experiences. Just as long as you aren't obsessed with it.

    Unfortunately, if you have to go to a professional just because you aren't fisting/getting fisted; you aren't normal.

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    • Maybe my partner isnt normal. What is normal sexually? What im talking about isnt exactly 'out there ' its tame.

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      • PurpleHoneycomb

        The position is okay. It's the fact that you feel the NEED to be sexually active in this manner that isn't.

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        • Like people who have sex with members of the same sex , is that what you mean?

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  • Hi4567

    What is it

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  • fatok

    tie her up and make her like it

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  • RoseIsabella

    I had to google that shit, and it's disgusting.

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    • Its not , its beautiful.

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  • russellnb

    Why is it called a Silent Duck?

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    • The hands posture mimics the shape of a ducks head and beak but makes not a sound.

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