Is it normal to help the homeless?

My friend and I like to help homeless people on the weekends. We do things like give them food or blankets, but the thing is our parents think we are stupid for doing this because they think that they will take advantage of us. we realize that this was true when we gave one a blanket and he asked for a pillow. This made me very mad so I went into the store across the street from where he was sitting at, and I cut a two liter Coke bottle in half and proceeded to piss and shit in it. We then drove back to where that homeless man was and I said I don't have a pillow but I got 20 bucks if you want that. I held it out the window for him to come get he and he had the biggest smile on his face. He thought I had just made his day, until he got to my car and I yanked the $20 bill back and slung that urine and shit all over him. We drove off laughing and pointing. we've decided that this is how we will help the homeless people from now on. To sling caca all over them

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Comments ( 10 )
  • litelander8

    I’m just having a hard time understanding.. so you were helping the homeless and someone preferred a pillow to a blanket. So you threw shit and piss at them?

    Is that right?

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  • Mini69

    I hope you end up homeless one day and someone treats you that way.

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  • Sanara

    I think you really overreacted to someone asking for a simple pillow, you could have just said no

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  • Tommythecaty

    None of that happened.

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  • SwickDinging

    And then everyone on the bus clapped

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  • dude_Jones

    Usually, these people understand crude encouragement. For example,
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    Homeless Humanoid: Thanks for the blanket, now give me a pillow.

    (Correct answer): Roll up some newspaper, homie. My life is tough too.

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    • LloydAsher

      Or use your arms or prop yourself on a cardboard box. If I got a free blanket I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth.

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  • raisinbran

    That's considered a shower to them. Why are you giving them your pristine urine and feces? Use other homeless people's waste.

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  • my_life_my_way

    Normal

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  • Somenormie

    Go ahead.

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