Is it normal to demand asian cheerleaders?
My brother looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy swallowed Jabba the Hut and has a personality that matches that of nuclear waste, but he is demanding Asian cheerleaders. He has been obsessively cranking his shaft in my basement to videos of them dancing on Youtube. They're damned cute, and damned out-of-his-league, too, but he won't listen. He moved in after mom died and he couldn't afford rent, so he works night shifts at the gas station and comes home to drink a few tallboys and eat a QT hotdog before firing up the computer and getting probably the only exercise he gets in a day before slinking off to bed. I've told him that he's probably not these girls' only suitor and that he's actually going to have to get off his ass and purchase a ticket before he can even begin to realistically pursue one, but he keeps blaming me, saying that I'm charging him too much rent for him to even consider buying a ticket. I've told him to get some job training so he can make some more money, or maybe join the service so that he can maybe get out and get deployed somewhere where there's lots of Asians, but he'd rather just waste tissues and moan about how he'll never get what he thinks he's owed.