Is it normal that we have no grapling hooks?

We live in grapling hookless society. Everything gets better with a grapling hook. Imagine going to your job, flying around. Even sports become cooler with a hook, like volleyball or mountain biking.

Fuck climate and abortions and all the other trivial shit. Let's fight for what really matters.

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  • walterhartwellwhite

    WE MUST RISE. THIS WILL BECOME A GRAPPLING HOOK INTEGRATED SOCIETY BY THE YEAR 2024. MARK MY WORD. I WILL NOT LET THIS INJUSTICE OF A GRAPPLING HOOKLESS SOCIETY CONTINUE.

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  • olderdude-xx

    You can buy grappling hooks... if you know where to look for them.

    However, they are impractical for most people. They do take training and require a lot of arm/shoulder strength. They are not for amateurs.

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  • Anonnet

    The reason we don't have grappling hooks is the same reason we don't have flying cars, jetpacks, real hoverboards, or fireworks. They're complicated and people would hurt themselves trying to use them, so we can't have nice things. "Think of the children", yada yada.

    3-dimensional movement is a huge no-no for common brains.

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    • Yaidin

      You're right.

      Let's purge the grapling hook-less betas

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  • Vvaas

    go play far cry i think u will like it

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  • KholatKhult

    Not enough quicksand or crocodile infested moats either

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    if you have a welder and a grinder you can make grapplin hooks from now to eternity

    all shapes sizes and metals you want too

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  • PurpleHoneycomb

    Didn't that annoying Game Theory guy on YouTube do the math for grappling hooks? I remember seeing one of his videos that explained that a lot of people would just end up with destroyed or removed appendages.

    Obviously there are cases for more standard ones, but none of the "cool" ones are practical.

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    • 1WeirdGuy

      Myth busters made one

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  • ospry

    I doubt many people have the grip strength for grappling hooks

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