Is it normal that i put reading glasses on my cock before sex?

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I know this is a bit weird, but I enjoy putting reading glasses on my erect cock before sex. Then I say to my cock, "look around to see if there's anything you missed." My ritual accentuates the phallic nature of the emminent fuck. Thank you for considering my question, and chuckles to everybody.

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  • CockRooster
    7 years ago

    Wow man. Gnarly.

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    I just farted.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      Thanks for the information. I like you.

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      • RoseIsabella
        7 years ago

        It's by means of the beans that I keep it going. I'll have to ask my boyfriend to put glasses on his shmeckle for me. He has a pretty good sense of humor.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          7 years ago

          A truly excellent idea, indeed.

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  • Barbarella
    7 years ago

    You should have affectionate nicknames for your favorite vaginas.

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