Is it normal that i'm hoping for an alien invasion?

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One time, I had a dream that we had a alien invasion and they were wiping out mankind. Considering how our population is depressingly obese and pratically drowning itself (as well as causing extensive damage to the Earth), I was hoping that the dream I had would become reality. Imagine...7 Billion going down to a mere 30,000. That'd be great. Less people= better quality of life for everyone.

If it doesn't happen however, the population will continue to expand and eventually (not very long from now), we'll have 9-11 billion people on Earth. That would be horrible for everyone currently alive as well as those that'll be born in the future.

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  • TimmyTheTurtle
    9 years ago

    Oh look its another "im so edgy and dark i hope we all die" topic

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  • Freedom_
    9 years ago

    I'm still waiting for tsunamis and moon explosions.

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    • thegypsysailor
      9 years ago

      Tiramisus and moon pie explosions? Yum, yum.

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  • Holzman_67
    9 years ago

    " Imagine...7 Billion going down to a mere 30,000. That'd be great. Less people= better quality of life for everyone. "

    No not everyone. 30,000 people. Hahaha

    And of the survivors, how many remaining would be used by the aliens for sick experiments, anal probes and the like? Sure the gay survivors might enjoy that, or even the fetishists. But how many of there would there be? Who's to know, maybe 5,000?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    yallre one of 105,000 sewer cleaners left

    git to work or ima fuckin shootya

    welcome to the new world

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    Not me, I'm all about the zombie apocolypse.

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    • thegypsysailor
      9 years ago

      Remember, zombies can't get me on the boat, so you'd still be stuck with me, that way.

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    • GraveRogue
      9 years ago

      I second that. Got a machete, specially crafted for it. And weighted throwing knives. XD

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  • Legion
    9 years ago

    sorry Aliens, me and my robot allies are already working this planet!

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  • Nokiot9
    9 years ago

    We need this Ebola thing to kick off. Too many people on this planet

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    "Hey, Mr. Spaceman, Won't you please take me along, I won't do anything wrong?
    Hey, Mr. Spaceman. Won't you please take me along, for a ride?"

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      9 years ago

      i think neil young were clear on this point

      only the chosen ones got to fly in the silver spaceships and that clearly aint yall. they saves them seats for peoples like willie nelson and the dali lama and me

      besides yalld miss the whole fuckin thang floatin round out there on yalls sunfish

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  • Darkoil
    9 years ago

    30,000 people? What an absolutely retarded concept.

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  • LizardSkin
    9 years ago

    Less people equal better quality of life? You sound like a puppet for the global elite, with their population control ideals.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Only if they are benevolent. The worse case scenario is if we are invaded by malevolent forces.

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  • seekelp
    9 years ago

    "Less people= better quality of life for everyone."

    Not really. Believe it or not, but the wide variety of goods and services that you enjoy come from individuals all across the world- everything from inputs that grew the plants that you ate, to the materials and manufacturing that went into the car you drove, to the components of your computer, all of those involved enormous quantities of specialized labor. Without our large population, such things would be far more difficult to obtain.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    All I want is to turn into a real werewolf.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      9 years ago

      i dont thank yalls kittyd like that so much

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Touché.

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