Is it normal something's going on with men these days?

A generation of ‘men’ is being convinced that the highest, most lofty goal that they can aspire to is dressing like a slutty anime girl. Used to, men fought wars and did back-breaking work tilling the fields and putting their minds to work pulling feats of engineering and mathematical wizardry that was nothing short of mythopoetic. Nowadays, they mince about in thigh-high socks and slinky little outfits that leave their belly-buttons exposed as they ask you whether or not you’re ready for them to take your order. Do you know that recently, one of these little swishes had nail polish on him when he handed me back my change? Nail polish, poofy little goldilocks hair, and a dog collar. Clean shaven as my ass, it was insane.

What’s happening to us, these days? Have they estrogenized the water supply, among other things? It really confuses me. Just the thought of our society being invaded by some more classically masculine group, the sort of men whose skin has been bronzed by long hours in the sun as they’ve been performing labors on the earth and nurturing their masculinity from Day 1 on the vital milk that is the sweat of their own brows, coming up here expecting a fight and all we’ve got are these clean shaven boys who’d make better wives than half of the women in this country. They’d be downright confused, and I’m worried about what kind of “reforms” they’d demand of us. They’d probably pump us full of whatever it is that’s turning these boys into maid-outfit-clad elves that they’ve become as late, just because of how haggish most of the women are these days. Just the thought of being forced to sway about in a maid outfit, carrying pitchers of beer to these beasts with their prehensile, meaty hands groping about me, caring not one bit about the masculinity I’ve been deprived of, while some hags nearby point and laugh at my misfortune as they take in the “show” sends shivers down my spine…

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Comments ( 29 )
  • LloydAsher

    It's all natural selection. If women find that attractive sure. Vast majority wont so it would discourage reproduction. Of course the inclination is not genetic, but those who are more genetically prone to getting caught up in "hobbies" and fetishes might have harder times finding real partners.

    I'm not too worried about it. If they die virgins that's their fault.

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    • Kermitthehog

      To be fair to them I don't think I've ever heard of a virgin femboy. They are all sluts that get mad pole from what I've heard. Now the question is how much are WOMEN interested in them?

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      • LloydAsher

        By virgins I meant not creating a new generation. I'm sure they are getting laid, just the gay kind. The unproductive type.

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      • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

        The majority of "femboys" I've met are gay, so...

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        • Kermitthehog

          That's the point. Can't be a virgin if they're getting fucked all the time.

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  • S0UNDS_WEIRD

    You seem to have spent an awful lot of time thinking about _both_ guys in thigh highs with collars and belly buttons exposed who would apparently make better wives than women _and_ guys "bronzed by long hours in the sun as they’ve been performing labors on the earth and nurturing their masculinity".

    Perhaps you should ask _yourself_ if "something's going on with men these days".

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    • Lusty-Argonian

      Yea like this sounds like a sissy erotic story trust me I would know those authors know how to write some primo gay shit

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      • SkullsNRoses

        I was thinking exactly the same, as an asexual I spend 0 hours a day thinking about the “bronzed” skin of “classically masculine” men. Or their “meaty hands groping about me” as some hags laugh in the corner. As soon as I read about OP’s ideas of water-based oestrogenizing reforms I knew where this was heading.

        Just buy yourself a lacey French maid outfit and download Grindr OP, you’re not getting any younger.

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        • Lusty-Argonian

          Right for realz. Shit I do like men quite alot and am no stranger to day dreaming about my favorites but not even I go into details like that unless I'm writing stuff to sell. Op needs to do that indeed frindr is a perfect place for man on sissy

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          • SkullsNRoses

            You sell erotic stories? That’s pretty neat, do you ever find inspiration on this swamp or do you prefer classier plot lines?

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            • Lusty-Argonian

              I'm still getting my groove to be honest. I'm q bit of a perfectionist so I want to make certain I got the flow just perfect before I move to sell I know how counteracive that is. And honestly no reddit makes for better inspiration since people post their ideas and interests free of charge. Fetlife is good 2. Everything here is either 2 pedestrian or 2 childish for my tastes. Lacks proper structure you know?

              My goal ultimately though is go classier. I'd life to see paranormal romances of mine in barns and noble. Thatd mske my day

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    It's all a matter of taste, there's nothing objectively wrong with men acting more effeminately nowadays. More people nowadays prefer that to the more traditional view of masulinity (although I do think you're exagerrating the amount of people who prefer that anyway), that's just their opinion and you need to accept that. Otherwise you're just some grumpy old man complaining about "Kids these days! In my day...".

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  • Holzman_67

    Ah they probably would’ve said something similar about the booming goth subculture in the ‘80s
    It’s a well written rant though and I enjoyed reading it.

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  • rockyrocks

    idk it’s hot

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  • Lusty-Argonian

    Lol van confirm as a transwoman finding a man is stupid rssy if your priorities are sex. Something real? Pretty hard but sex is stupid easy could get laid tonight if I really wanted to. Women are a bit more difficult but I don't generally try to go for them the people I know who do are generally left short handed expect the really cute and highly passing ones. But for the ones that look like dudes in drag yea they fucked

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  • kikilizzo

    Low testosterone.

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    • negroarroya

      our gen of men have significantly lower averages of testosterone than men 40, 50, 60+ yrs ago. it checks out.

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  • Tinybird

    Yeah cause fighting in wars is a GOOD thing. /s

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  • KholatKhult

    You think it’s easy being in a war-torn country and doing back-breaking work tilling the fields and putting my mind to work pulling feats of engineering and mathematical wizardry that is nothing short of mythopoetic ?

    Everyday I wake up, stroke my glorious testosterone-grown beard and put on my heaviest armor.
    I break through the permafrost with my pickaxe and sew my beets.
    My godkingpresidentemporer is pumping iron shirtless on the black and white box tv and telling me to prepare for the next wave of war where we will be deploying bears.
    I grunt and nod and swig a fifth and light my stogie held between my grotesquely muscular and calloused hands.
    I… do mathimaticals of.. my… taxes… listen I didn’t finish school man I ride horses for a living what the fuck is mathematical wizar
    I CHOP WOOD WITH AXE BLYAT

    And late at night I turn away from my wife…. And all I can think of is… a blonde catboy Los Angeles Starbucks barista in a French maid outfit with a buttplug cattail and black nails with a they/them pronoun nametag and 15,000 followers on tumblr
    One day more… Kholat…. One day more….

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  • Tommythecaty

    You’re confusing a very small group of people with men in general. Most guys barely know what anime is. The problem with you internet humans is you only interact with each other and assume everyone is like you. You need to get out more, go the fuck outside right now.

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  • ObamaIfHeWasBlack

    all i got from this post is that OP shaves his ass

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  • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

    Dude stop using us to discuss your fetish. Just wife some femmeboy like you want to and live happily ever after.

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  • Jteko

    it is happening. im straight love pussy but I've been having to fight the programing for years now and how I do it is I have two get good and high and watch chicks sucking cock and imagine im them and stroke for hours while fantasizing over huge hard cocks and as long as I do these fantasies often alone jerking my dick like that I resist the urge to go do it. it satisfies the Demons mostly.

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  • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

    If it isn't hurting anyone how is it a problem? The issue would stem from it being detrimental to others or society as a whole. Then it is hurting someone.

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  • negroarroya

    very much so

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  • normal-rebellious

    It's normal, but it's the cult nowadays, men with nail polish, slightly womanish dress, and whatnot, anything goes, otherwise they'll be too manly.

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    Because no opinion on a matter of taste is right or wrong, they're just opinions. And everyone needs to accept the fact that other people will have different opinions than them, otherwise you'll spend your whole life getting bitter and offended with everyone.

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  • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

    He doesn't (?)

    At least in the US. You're more than free to find something unacceptable and free to say it. You're just not free of people's reactions to how you feel and you cannot discriminate against/harm someone because they are a type of person you dislike.

    The KKK can exist. That doesn't mean people aren't allowed to hate them and react to the stuff they spew.

    You can find whatever you want unacceptable. That doesn't mean the rest of the world will agree with you.

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  • Giorgi

    A recipe for impending and cruel apocalypse, and retardation, deterioration of natural selection.

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