Is it normal most of you could beat me up?
Most of you could beat me up. I'm just such a sensitive, wiry little elf that most of you rugged tough boys could make a dash out of me with no effort on your part whatsoever. There is an origami swan inside of me, and most of you hunks could split it in two with nothing but a withering glare and a clench of the jaws. I just don't know how a delicate little thing like me is to get on using a site so full of rugged rapscallions and rakish rogues such as yourselves - if only some "hero" would step forward and save little old me!