Is it normal most of you could beat me up?

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Most of you could beat me up. I'm just such a sensitive, wiry little elf that most of you rugged tough boys could make a dash out of me with no effort on your part whatsoever. There is an origami swan inside of me, and most of you hunks could split it in two with nothing but a withering glare and a clench of the jaws. I just don't know how a delicate little thing like me is to get on using a site so full of rugged rapscallions and rakish rogues such as yourselves - if only some "hero" would step forward and save little old me!

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  • Rocknrolla81
    1 year ago

    Ok I’m into this

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      Oh no :( are you gonna fill me up and whore me out to your friends, big guy?

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  • kikilizzo
    1 year ago

    If I could successfully beat you up then I feel sorry for you. You need to hit the gym and build some muscle.

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  • LloydAsher
    1 year ago

    Probably not. If I had a strength stat ranging from 1-10 it would probably be a 3 at the best of times. If it was a fantasy game I hope to god theres magic, a goblin could rip my arm off.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      I'd have to be a dancer, because there's no WAY that *I* would be able to deplete someone's health bar! :(

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  • Vvaas
    1 year ago

    what is going on in here

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  • ospry
    1 year ago

    You're dragging me into your fetish without my consent. I feel violated

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      The only one capable of doing any dragging around here is you, big boy - I'm too much of a delicate little fawn for that kind of rough housing!

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