Is it normal me and my friends mom

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This is not a troll post.

So my friends 21st Bday is coming up, he decided that he would sell tickets to his party (I know right) anyway no one was going to show up so I went and talked to his mom and she asked me if I could help her organize it.

She's 45, divorced, chubby, massive boobs and a really pretty face.

After we went shopping for food and party supplies she asked me if I could get her some weed, I had some on me and so we went back to her place, got high and you guessed it...we fucked, it was awesome but now I'm wondering what to do next, if my friend finds out what will he think.

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  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago

    He'll just have to get used to calling you "Dad".

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  • peaceandlovebro
    9 years ago

    This is not right man, this is your friend's Mother dude.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      How can you do that to someone you call a friend and how can you be such a shitty friend I would NEVER betray a friend. Like why not just bang some random chick.

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      • peaceandlovebro
        9 years ago

        Exactly bro but you replied to my post instead of adding a comment.

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        • [Old Memory]
          9 years ago

          I know I just dont get why you know.

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          • peaceandlovebro
            9 years ago

            Yeah I hear you

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  • seakelp
    9 years ago

    I think I've seen this movie

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Your a peice of shit I hope he finds out and beats the shit out of you.

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  • mlbryan44
    9 years ago

    Don't tell your friend. Does she suck your cock too?

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  • the_audacity
    9 years ago

    Sex knows no bondaries.... save it for yourself ... he may be a shitty friend.... and that way u can say ... I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!!!!

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  • muffdiver1
    9 years ago

    I would continue to shag her why not older milfy woman good on you mate! Your mate should be grateful its you and not anyone else

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  • muffdiver1
    9 years ago

    I slept with my aunties daughter and my whole family found out! Beacuse we got caught at a family function she had her legs in the air I had my dick right up her I don't care I was pissed and she wanted it cousin or no cousin

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Are you from Ravenswood or Logan?

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      • muffdiver1
        9 years ago

        England leicester

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago

          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I've actually been there, FUNNY :)

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          • muffdiver1
            9 years ago

            Were abouts? Lol

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              9 years ago

              I was living in Nottingham at the time and we drove down to Leicester to go to that big shopping centre you have in town.

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  • Nancy_willington
    9 years ago

    If it's true love then you won't need your friends opinion

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  • QuestionMaster2
    9 years ago

    Idk why eveyone blaming you she plsyed a part in it to besides it happened before to me and i just kept quiet and wasnt sloppy about it and my friend still doesnt know and it was 3 yrs ago. Just don't do it on the regular or put yourself in a situation to get caught besides she has needs too

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  • curiosity_sucks
    9 years ago

    If you are over 18, who cares. You're two consenting adults. If you are concerned you might lose a friend, you probly should have kept the lil fella in your pants. He may be cool with it though.

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  • DangerousPotatoGuy
    9 years ago

    This is how your friend will react http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/33959446.jpg

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  • KURO&SHIRO
    9 years ago

    I would honestly just act like you got caught in the moment. I wouldn't tell your friend, and I also wouldn't just ignore your friend's mom because he might think that something happened between you two. If he finds out on his own, don't deny it unless you want your friendship to be thrown out the window.

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