Is it normal i'm morally conflicted
I was out shopping the other day when I got an urgent call from nature. Constipation had troubled me so the night before I had taken a laxative as well as a stool softener. My stomach suddenly felt like it was to burst and my bowels needed immediate relief. Fortunately there weren't many people in the store and I was near a ladies handbag rack. So I quickly snatched a handbag, opened it, placed it under me bum and evacuated. Mortified & humiliated I put it back on the rack & quickly left the store.
Now I feel quite guilty that I should have taken the bag to the check out and paid for it.
Do you think I should have paid for the bag and the doilies I used to wipe with? Yes or No?