Is it normal i'm morally conflicted

I was out shopping the other day when I got an urgent call from nature. Constipation had troubled me so the night before I had taken a laxative as well as a stool softener. My stomach suddenly felt like it was to burst and my bowels needed immediate relief. Fortunately there weren't many people in the store and I was near a ladies handbag rack. So I quickly snatched a handbag, opened it, placed it under me bum and evacuated. Mortified & humiliated I put it back on the rack & quickly left the store.

Now I feel quite guilty that I should have taken the bag to the check out and paid for it.

Do you think I should have paid for the bag and the doilies I used to wipe with? Yes or No?

Sincerely,
Glenda

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  • I like your descriptive language. Next time, shit in your own purse, and toss it in the trash on your way out of the store.

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  • This is so filthy and trash

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    • But it was an emergency and I feel quite guilty about it.

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  • Interesting. I think you should’ve just found a toilet. Also, as an adult human being, you should know what happens when you take a laxative.

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    • I hadn't anticipated such a strong reaction. Do you think I should pay for the handbag & doilies?

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      • I would never return. Did you look for cameras? There’s so many videos of people shitting in stores on the web. It’s sad.

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  • why didn't you just find a toilet?

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  • Sounds like a lie.

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