Is it normal i'm gonna stab up everyone on this coach!!!

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I have another 2 n half hours on this coach, amuse me!! Who shall I kill and how!!!

Grab pen and jam it into the eyeball of the elbowy guy next to me 6
Rap my scarf around the neck of the woman snoring in the seat infront 5
Smash the drivers head off the steering wheel for being 2hours late 3
Complain to megabus and chill the fook out 12
Other (please detail) 4
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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    This is why you should have eaten beans beforehand, then you could have tormented them with silent but deadly farts!

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  • zlofton
    9 years ago

    beat everyone in the face with a pillowcase full of drill bits.

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  • Anonnet
    9 years ago

    I voted for the scarf strangling. Least messy.

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  • TimmyTheTurtle
    9 years ago

    judo chop the biggest dude there in the neck. snap a neck or two. then drop kick the nearest woman... but first tie a red bandanna around your forehead for extra style.

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  • DumBellle
    9 years ago

    Use that pen and write even more questions on your arm. Spare the internet, not fellow passengers.

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    • Loopyloo
      9 years ago

      I will question the annoying traits of the people I kill by writing it on their forehead. 'Why did you have to play that song about bff's n shit on your phone 3 times in a row? already in a badmood!!

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Find a cutie and join what passes for the 'mile high club' on a bus.

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    • handsignals
      9 years ago

      The 'Uncomfortable sex in a really cramped smelly toilet with an old lady waiting outside club'

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      • thegypsysailor
        9 years ago

        Some sat potato and others say potato.

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    • Loopyloo
      9 years ago

      I think I've found that cutie, if it weren't so dark I'd snap you a pic!!

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  • RainbowDischarge
    9 years ago

    You should smash his head off. Fun for everyone until you all crash and die.

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    • Loopyloo
      9 years ago

      I'll be like Tyler durden from fight club

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    take yalls laptop and watch reruns of coach

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    • Loopyloo
      9 years ago

      In British that translates to watch re-runs of coach trip. That is an awful idea

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Hahaha!

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        9 years ago

        in american its a bus so the whole thang is a fucked up notion

        besides coach were kinda a stupid show and its prolly not on in england

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        • disthing
          9 years ago

          We gots buses.

          And we gots coaches.

          We gots everything.

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
            9 years ago

            all 3 of them sombines into a double decker with a tea set

            but then yalls hell rides long over by my estimation

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    Whats a coach, a train? I don't know about that but flying coach makes me want to go homicidal. I want to kill the fake cheerful flight attendants first.

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  • Loopyloo
    9 years ago

    My god and te toilet on here, I've been known to piss anywhere but that thing is full to the brim with pee. With all the sploshing around I'm guaranteed a piss bidet!!

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