Is it normal i kinda need to die before 40 so my son can get paid

I like C & D. They are so true.

"You will have to make your death look accidental beyond a reasonable doubt."

Surely that's not too difficult. Driving late at night for a valid reason on a high-speed road and sudden head-on encounter with solid barrier.

Of course, insurance companies are greedy bastards who look for any excuse not to pay out, and I assume these days one of the routine things they do is scour the internet for evidence that the death was deliberate. OP may believe that his post here is anonymous, but if a company or individual is truly motivated to track down all internet activity by someone...

a) I spend around £10pm on this plan. Its because of the stipulation that it ends when i turn 40 is the whole reason it is so ridiculously cheap. I dont even notice it.

b) Not suicidal, i am fully aware of the contract that i signed.

c) Good for him Ill be dead and therefore I hope he has a great time whatever the hell he does with all that cash monies.

d) No, that little bastard can figure things out himself. He will be a grown man. If he cannot figure shit out then he will need to figure out a way. He wont benefit from me holding his dick. Failure is its own reward. Builds character. Unless it kills you of course.

e) See D

f) Hey im supporting independent enterprises. Do more to support your local businesses. Im paying hookers so they can feed their kids. Im a actually such a good person if you look at it from a blind perspective. Just turns out that they suck my dick while im counting up the money is all.

Gonna get me some of those ham sandwiches.

Very well said and I appreciate your candour. I will not go into detail as to what I have gone though to get to this point of thinking. However, I appreciate every single one of the hardships life has thrown at me, since it has hardened me to things that weaken a man such as pity, fear and cowardice (just my opinion of course). I do not complain about such things or use that to justify who I am as a person or why I do what I do.

Just to state, I do not intend to run anywhere. This is not me trying to kill myself or some such bullshit. I will raise him for as long as I breath. Simply put, my policy runs out when I turn 40. I do not see it as giving up however I see it as what it literally is. Insurance, assurance in the case of death. It is a fantastic policy simply just because of the stipulation that it will run out when I’m 40.

My son will be a grown man by then and he will be expected to take over the family.

Now to confirm, I most likely will not die before the policy runs out. I have many more years to try and make more money and progress in life and all that positive shit. I will hopefully be able to renew the policy (at an very exorbitant rate) but this is highly unlikely unless I make more than £60,000 a month. I try to look at the big picture, he would inherit enough to retire young if that is what he so wishes. Just to state, my son is privileged, maybe not by the empathy of the father so much. However, he has not wanted for anything so far. His mother receives a lot of money to care for him and to relay, she is a saint.

He is and will be in good hands. I have a big family that watches over him. He has uncles and aunts that will take care of him if I kick it tomorrow, and I have loyal and trustworthy people who will manage my money when I am gone. Also, my will is rock solid and covers any incidence of disloyalty that will allow my son to sue any traitor to my will with ease.

I understand full well why you may think that I am not thinking about my son, you are entitled to call me whatever you wish. I will tell you however that my son is my future, he is my focus and I will never abandon him even in death. My will is done, and he will either obey or not. Either way, he insofar has had a great life. I am indeed making a bet against my own health. I understand. However, people die and love is almost irrelevant to me at this point. The best thing is that my boy is alive and happy.

For now at least.

Ok so to start, hats off the most constructive, reasonable and well-versed argument on this thread. Ill try to address this one as best I can.

Natural death and an old man – Yes makes sense cannot argue that it would indeed be better. There is no argument I can make.

Being there for my son so he can have better future – No (Although it makes sense and I get where you are coming from) You need to understand that I am just really not a good human to learn from. I mean I would intentionally corrupt him to think like me.. this is why I must snuff it before he reaches adulthood) I assure you his chances for success will increase. Well unless he becomes a crack addict or something of which then he is a retard.. just like papa.

The longer you live the more money you have – No, unfortunately this is untrue unless you have savings. I also don’t actually care about money in the same way as most people. The main reason for leaving my son a small fortune is so he can have some fun and/or become successful and all that positive stuff. Either way I will be dead so.. meh! Also I don’t care if he is happy. If he is alive then bada bing! He wins.

Lastly, i’ve requested that on my gravestone it simply reads “This guy was a dick”

Satis

No I know. However my policy covers murder sooo...

Walk around the "hood" Singing "All these bitches round herr, niggas all looking really queer" Then when they come up to confront me i spit on their shoes.

Job Done

Perhaps he will.

Roll them dice.

One simple reason. Pass on the bloodline. Good thing i had a son though because of course tradition dictated first born sons carry the name. If I had a daughter i would have to have kept trying.

I know its not much consolation but.. im actually pro life so abortions are out of the question. Im an asshole. Not a murderer.

Just hope the gays dont get to my boy though... Then my plan is fucked.