Is it normal i fake being a christian to get girls?

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Ok so this is gonna sound weird. Lately i started to hang around christian and religious people and i noticed christian girls are a lot more open to having a relationship, are more family oriented, and, ironically, they are more open to having casual sex. All the atheist girls i met proved to be exactly the opposite. They're stuck up,annoying brats who view sex as nothing more than a chore. They have this shitty hipster mentality, thinking that sex is too mainstream, overrated and overdone. Frankly, atheist girls are the most boring, obnoxious kind that there is. I find all of this weird because it should be the other way around. You would expect christian girls to be shy and caste and atheist girls to be more open and outgoing.
Anyway, i pretend being a christian, although i'm an atheist, just to get sex from these horny little church girls.

Am i a jerk for doing this?

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago | pl

    Yes, you are a jerk and a phoney.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Don't worry i will pray to god to forgive my sins! I've been going to the church a lot lately haha!

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago | pl

        I thought you said you didn't believe. It's shitty to prey on naive people.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago

          I don't believe. I just go along with being a fake christian cuz then i be more legit to fuck dem little church girls.

          Dirty little devils they are! They get on their knees not only when they pray.

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          • gummy_jr
            9 years ago

            You're a literal piece of shit.

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      • noid
        9 years ago

        It doesn't work that way and the legit Christians will soon know you're not one of them.

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      • (s)aint
        9 years ago

        Hahahaha! Good game bro! xD

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  • iEatZombies_
    9 years ago

    I see... So what you're saying is Athiest girls are smarter than Christian girls, because they won't sleep with you. Well, the girls you know- Most Christians aren't this dumb.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Whats the point? Why be with someone you can't be yourself around?

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  • flawdagirl
    9 years ago

    You are probably going to hell if such a place exists.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    jimmy swaggart uses IIN!!!

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    • noid
      9 years ago

      Lol.

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  • virgo2792
    9 years ago

    Fuck the haters I'm a guy and I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT girls who are atheist seem to have IMPOSSIBLE standards Christian girls ARE DOWN TO EARTH concept the "EN LIGHTENED" would rather shun I say go get Em big guy

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  • Treehugger29
    9 years ago

    You're kindof an asshole. How can you even have sex with people that you have to get married before having sex?

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  • RegGuy
    9 years ago

    Well, frankly, it really depends on the girls and how seriously they take their faith. I have met a bunch of Christian girls, and the ones that take their faith seriously and live Christ out in their lives do not behave as you describe. And yes, you are a complete and total jerk.

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    • noid
      9 years ago

      Right on.

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      • RegGuy
        9 years ago

        Thanks. :)

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  • perfectxsilence
    9 years ago

    Why stereotype all atheists? My fiancé and I don't have a religion that we choose to belong to and we're not like that at all. I know Christian girls who are exactly as you described the Atheist girls. Maybe it was just your luck. I'm sure you haven't met hundreds of Atheists that all act the same way as that'd be impossible. You shouldn't have to fake a religion though.

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  • pixie_dust
    9 years ago

    If theyre open to booze, their legs will open for u to go to town licking their cockpits into oblivion.. Then if u time it right you can get ur pole in there. Just b careful of pregnancy bcuz christians dont abort.

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    9 years ago

    I honestly thought I was the only person that did this. Christian chicks are great they've been repressed their entire lives and will let you do anything.

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    • noid
      9 years ago

      Not all of them.

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      • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
        9 years ago

        It's harder to avoid the Noid then I previously thought.

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  • sledgehockeyguy
    9 years ago

    yea your pretty much a bad person for doing this...but on the good side is you could always become a REAL Christian.

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  • Gspyder
    9 years ago

    Yes, you are a jerk. And you give Christians/atheists/guys a bad name. You are preying on girls because they have different values than you and you think you're smart for doing it. You really think you're the first shit who figured out how to get in a girls pants by lying?

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Not all atheists are like this. Praying on people's nativity is disgusting. You are using them to get a shag.

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    You are in good company. Most ministers fake being christian to get donations to their churches.

    Btw, be nice to the girls. They will be sweet and affectionate if you contribute to their spirituality in some way.

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