Is it normal i'd love to see a colosseum fight?

I mean think about it. I'd love to see who'd win. A hippo or a crocodile? Who knows? We'll never know nowadays because of animal rights, but I'd love to have questions like these answered once and for all. Maybe for science...?

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Based on 18 votes (15 yes)
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  • my_life_my_way

    They should bring back gladiator style combat as a spectator sport

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    • YE

      I have a feeling Russia's president Putin is going to subject his POW to just that.

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    • LloydAsher

      Video games replaced bloodsport... but I like the classics ;D

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  • KholatKhult

    A hippo would smoke a croc

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    • LloydAsher

      They do it all the time in the wild.

      Statically they are the most dangerous animal in the world to humans.

      Sure they dont eat humans but they are extremely territorial and can outrun and swim you.

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      • dabadedabadie

        The mosquito would like a word with you

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        • LloydAsher

          Diseases dont count. I'm talking crush your head like a watermelon kind of brutality.

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          • dabadedabadie

            If more people lived by polar bears they'd be pretty bad those mfs are one of the few animals that actually see us as a food source

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            • LloydAsher

              To be fair the artic isnt exactly in abundance of foodstuffs. I mean if you look at the religions of the inuits (eskimos) they had to invent a religion that conformed with eating 100% meat... they were SUPER weird (even by religion standards. Such as blowing up the bladders of seals like balloons to set their souls free.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    A bear vs a gorilla. Some peta slaves are shackled in the audience forced to watch 😂

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      A female bear in heat vs a male gorilla on viagra

      now THAT would be a show

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    • LloydAsher

      Gorillas have hands. Idk if they'd be creative an pick up a rock or grapple an arm of a bear. Idk it's a tough one.

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        I think a grizzly bear kills a gorilla for sure but it would be interesting. One thing that might happen is the gorilla is strong enough to make the bear give up.

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        • LloydAsher

          I'd pay to see that shit.

          What about a guy in a full suit of medival armor + sword vs a bear?

          A bear can rip open a car door but the guy has a sword.

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          • 1WeirdGuy

            Its a tossup. There was a guy named hugh glass who killed a bear with a knife but not before his whole back was torn off and his friends left him for dead. They made a movie about him.

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            • LloydAsher

              I would leave him for dead. No shame in running for your life vs a bear.

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  • Meatballsandwich

    That'd be freaking cool actually.

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  • No but I do enjoy those posts

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  • Crocotta1

    When I saw this I was like, really you’d like to see a person die? And then I saw your description.

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  • Tommythecaty

    Op was the hippo the whole time

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  • Whatintarnation

    Hippo all day. That's what I'm putting my coins on. Wonder what they had at the concession.

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