If you were forced to eat human meat

...but could choose how the meat was prepared, what option would you choose?

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  • Idk whether I would rather eat someone I found attractive because I would find it less gross to have them in my body...
    Or eat someone I hated because I want to rip apart their flesh and destroy them.
    Hmmm

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  • Shit I wouldnt have to be forced to do so. In case of emergency canabalilsm is already on the table for me.

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    • Killing someone to eat them is obviously wrong. I've never understood the taboo against eating someone who's already dead though. Why add more corpses to the pile if you can avoid it?

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      • Canabalilsm for "fun" is inhuman. Canabalilsm for simple survival and theres NO food around is viable.

        Conventionally canabalilsm is sanctioned only in times where starvation is immanent. Its typically only taboo if you do it when there is other food available. You shouldnt like eating people it's only slightly better than starving.

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        • I was thinking of situations like the Donnor Party. If there's any conceivable source of food before human meat, turn to that

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          • Of course and that's also including boiling the crap out of leather and rawhide to make it edible. Which in the donner parties case they did. You can literally eat your boots.

            I'd break open the bones and suck the marrow out before eating the brain though. The brain is so possibly pathogen ridden it should be considered inedible.

            As for any other pathogens and diseases in the body, cooking them will remove most if not all of them. Plus (thank our carron scavenging ancestors for this) our stomach acid can kill a lot. Being a social animal we are slightly resistant to diseases spread by consumption of another member. That being said prions are the main problem thus why eating brains are so inadvisable. If you are eating to survive not much of a point if you will be a drooling mess before you are rescued. Or 5 years after the fact as kuru can have a long incubation period.

            Plus if anywhere on the human body can represent the soul of the individual it's the brain. Calorically even it's not worth it. Only like 1000 calories.

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  • Like, very well done. To the point that it don't taste like anything

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  • I love all tender grilled meats.

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  • Definitely grill it. Who knows where that dude's been? Make sure it's cooked all the way through.

    As much I hate the idea of desecrating the dead ("human composting" is simply inhuman in my opinion), it wouldn't take much force to get me to eat random, mysterious human meat. I don't even know if anyone had to die to put it on my plate for this question.

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    • I have very few hard line morals. One of which is the desication of the dead. Unless you are starving to death, cannibalism is and should not be partaken in. Even the indirect consumption via soylent green they are trying to market off.

      Sure if you dknt care about your corpse your mother can use it in her herb garden. But that is so inhuman to religate your worth to that of its base mineral value. That's why I imagine cremation is popular, ash isnt worth anything. The person is the valued one not the ash itself.

      I will build my own god damn crypt if I have to. I want to leave a kickass corpse in a sarcophagus (with a metal mask if possible fuck mummification and embalming. Slap my metal imprint on the face)

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  • Stuff the meat being prepared I’m the one who needs to be prepared for that

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  • Deep fried with a side of fries, root beer and chipotle for the dipping sauce. Fuckinggg delicious.

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  • While eating a human brain, I wonder when you scoop the spoon in, whether it slides in like pudding, or meets resistance when slicing through more fibrous parts of the brain.

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    • If it's anything like monkey brain, it's got a similar consistency to meatballs. You can scoop it apart with a spoon if you want but you'll probably have an easier time if you slice it up beforehand

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    • You wanna stay away from human brains. That's the fastest route to get brain prions and brain death.

      Ideally you wanna stick to the major muscle groups like the legs and the buttocks.

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  • mmm humans

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  • I'm seeing this post right as I'm watching the new Jeffrey Dahmer series. Hilarious!

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    • I'm 90% sure a couple of the new posts are directly inspired by the show. Lmao.

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      • Did Dahmer feed human meat to people or something?

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        • Jeffrey Dahmer himself is famous for being a cannibal and attempting to created the "perfect" boyfriend. AKA: A mindless slave that would do whatever he wanted.

          There's three or four recent troll posts clearly inspired by the show

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