If you were a fruit, which one would you be?

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Apple 5
Coconut 5
Pineapple 6
Grape 3
Cherry 1
Catalope 0
Orange 2
Lemon 1
Lime 3
Grapefruit 2
Passion Fruit 1
Banana 5
Blueberry 1
Strawberry 5
Blackberry 6
Durian 2
Pear 1
Peach 5
Watermelon 5
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  • NurseDiesel
    10 years ago

    Fruit bat.

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    • Tommythecat.
      10 years ago

      Somehow that fits lol.

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      • NurseDiesel
        10 years ago

        Tommy understands.

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    • EccentricWeird
      10 years ago

      1) That is not one of the above responses.
      2) That is not a fruit, that is a mammal.
      3) You. Just you. You're a problem.

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  • dom180
    10 years ago

    A tomato. I'm like a tomato because no-one ever calls either of us a fruit.

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    • Avant-Garde
      10 years ago

      Good call. I think I may be one too.

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    • Aliceee93
      10 years ago

      I will turn you into tomato sauce :P

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      • dom180
        10 years ago

        I will never forgive you.

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        • Aliceee93
          10 years ago

          Mwahahaha

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    I was going to speculate that I was a Lychee but, now I know my true calling. *ahem* I am a tomato.

    COME MY TOMATO BRETHREN! IT'S TIME FOR US TO UNITE!

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    lime

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    • RoseIsabella
      10 years ago

      Tangy.

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    Elton John. That fruit is RICH!

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    • NurseDiesel
      10 years ago

      Too bad Mr. Mercury is no longer with us :( he had big bucks too. Bwahaha.

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  • TheGodThatFailed
    10 years ago

    Zombified wizard mushroom from Neptune.

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  • Kiwi_Bird
    10 years ago

    Kiwi!!!

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  • loopoo
    10 years ago

    A cucumber

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    I'm a strawberry or maybe a rosehip.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      A lot of fruit loops on this site huh?

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      • RoseIsabella
        10 years ago

        Well, it is quite the delicious breakfast cereal!

        So Robbie, kind of fruit would you be? Or would you be a bean?

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        • robbieforgotpw
          10 years ago

          A steaming bean

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          • RoseIsabella
            10 years ago

            I KNEW IT!
            *releases a squeaky fart that's more loud than stinky*
            ;-)

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            • robbieforgotpw
              10 years ago

              Did u see the jackass episode where the steaming bean was in the soup?

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  • smallboobies:(
    10 years ago

    Where is kiwi? Lol that's what id be.

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    Watermelon!? Dass rassiss!

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    • Avant-Garde
      10 years ago

      Don't be a raisin.

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  • jeebley
    10 years ago

    Rock-melon

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    A cantaloupe, because I have some fine melons...just kidding. Maybe a pineapple? Something tart, yet sweet, and sort of prickly on the outside.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      "Something tart, yet sweet, and sort of prickly on the outside"........lol makes me think about testicles....

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        OMG 0.0

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        • [Old Memory]
          10 years ago

          Hahah.

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    • shuggy-chan
      10 years ago

      You reminded me of this

      http://fueledbydietcoke.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/sweet-bodies.jpg

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        that's so adorable!

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  • ohpuhleez
    10 years ago

    A blackberry just because they're hard to find (for me, that is).

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  • Pika-girl
    10 years ago

    Hm... Any citrus, I guess...

    Soury goodness! I'm nice, though. Would that mean the juice? Hm...

    But I like the color peach! Gr! But citrus is soooooo gooood! Hm... Watermelons are pretty pretty... I like apples... Or guava juice... But I like mango ice cream!! Ack! I can't choose!

    ...Wait a minute! I don't like melons!

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  • Aliceee93
    10 years ago

    A bananananana cause they're sexy of course.

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    • shuggy-chan
      10 years ago

      no, im tall, skinny and half asian (yellow) im the nana

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      • Aliceee93
        10 years ago

        I said it first ;)

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