If you were a chicken.

..Would you cross the road? Why?/why not?

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  • Yes. How else would I get to the other side?

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  • yes and create large traffic accidents on purpose

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    • If the chicken is in my way, and it's either him or me. The chicken probably won't survive .

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      • its dead body is gonna get stuck in ur wheel and make u crash as revenge

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        • The first time I rode a motorcycle on public roads last year, I was learning how to turn around curves. A chicken came running across the road. But I couldn't hit it, I probably would have laid my bike over and been skidding on the asphalt. True story.

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  • No because a car can easily speed 18-20 mph or even faster than that in this case which would likely to be faster than me and since chickens are much slower it would run me over in this case.

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  • I wouldn't because I choose life

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  • id be home listenin to bach

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  • I think I'd just choose to live on a farm with other chickens. I'd aim to be the head honcho of the pecking order.

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  • Why would I tell you? I'm a big motherclucker, I do what I want!

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  • I's stay home and pluck myself.

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  • If I was a chicken, there's an extremely low chance I wouldn't be on a farm of some kind where access to roads is simply impossible

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  • id stand on the side acting like i dont see you driving . and at the last sec jump up and act like i was going to run in front of the car.. flapping screaming freak you out scar you were you hit your brakes and your wife hubby or girlfriend boyfriend yells look out. an than just go back to showing you my back side acting like nothing happened.. LOL

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  • I'd cross the road to peck someone's eyes out if I didn't like them.

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  • No bro I'd get run over

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