If you were 100% cornered into joining a street gang, who would you choose?

Random scenario, say you get arrested and found guilty and serve time. And a prison gang offers to protect you, but you can only be with that gang for the rest of your life? What gang from this list would you want watching your back?

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  • The warriors

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  • none bc i would create my own gang revolving around chickens and creating the ultimate killer chicken

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  • Which one is the least murdery?

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  • The yakuza why not

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  • I.C.P
    Juggalo forever cause Juggalos never die.
    PRAISE THE GREAT MILENKO & RAISE YOUR HATCHETS HIGH

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  • In the 70s my Grandma asked a member of "The Brotherhood" to take care of her abusive boyfriend who was threatening to kill her and my mom and uncle.

    The guy was never heard from again. I've never asked what kind of "Brotherhood" it was, but given my Grandma's love of motorcycles and unsavory people, I have an idea.

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  • Id join the proud boys. They dont seem to do anything dangerous except go beat up antifa dudes at protests. Seems fun.

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  • I know nothing about these gangs. Maybe put some details in the question.

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    • I did do that? You know how to read right? Just Google the gangs and research more info for them I suppose??? Otherwise, guess your “SOL”- (shit out of luck)!!!!

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  • Not being affiliated with a gang is the best way of not being targeted by a rival gang.

    But In prison you eat with your race or by yourself. When the situation calls for it I can be remarkably silent and mesh in with the common rabble.

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  • id think id prolly needta be the ethnicity of the gang im joinin so mosta thesed be out

    also far as outlaw motorcycle gangs go its somethin youd need to be affiliated with before you went to prison cause imagine the embarrassment if you joined in prison then made parole then admitted you cant ride a motorcycle

    and when it comes to the italian mafia i always put too much onion in the sauce so thats out

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  • The goth kids on South Park! 😎

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  • That went from "street gang" to "prison gang", real quick. I was going to say "just stay home lol". But if your freedom is taken away from you...

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  • no triads or yakuza?

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    • Was focused more on “US Gangs”. Don’t really have interest in gangs centered in China????

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    • The yakuza are barely a gang. More like a cartel that acts like a goverment, that just so happens to do crimes. They are so entrenched within the goverment that isnt even much of an overstatement. For fucks sake when the tsunami hit japan their major factions sent aid and members to help out.

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  • I'd happily join a delinquent group.

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  • I don't know anything about gangs, but I'd choose whoever's smallest-time. Even if they're violent, they probably have terrible business sense and no connections, so I can just hop a plane and they would never find me.

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  • I feel like no matter which I join im probably getting raped so I guess Aryan brothers as learning German would be cool

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  • The Shriners, they drive those cool go-carts.

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  • Trust none.

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