If you transformed into a dog, would you try to behave like a dog?

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If you woke up one day as a dog, would you try to fit into the role of a dog, or would you scare the crap out of people by talking to them and writing messages with your paws?

I would behave like a dog. 10
I would behave like a human. 25
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  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago

    I'd sniff crotches then give commentary.

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    • 309uf2o38yf
      5 years ago

      Do it in Stephen Fry's voice

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  • FeralDefiance
    5 years ago

    I'd probably hump a lot of things and steal shit. Best traits of both species.

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  • Vvaas
    5 years ago

    i would act like a rabid dog and maul all humans to death

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      ... and then you'd probably get shot.

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      • Servian
        5 years ago

        Only if the persons black

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago

          Nope, a vicious rabid dog is pretty much a problem anywhere.

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      • Vvaas
        5 years ago

        not if i'm careful ;)

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago

          The rabies virus actually would make it very hard to be careful.

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          • Vvaas
            5 years ago

            i wouldn't have it though, i'd act like a rabid dog by killing people but i wouldn't have the virus lol

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  • nikkiclaire
    5 years ago

    Dogs don't talk and paws aren't dexterous to write with, so how would this be accomplished?

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      5 years ago

      bark in morse code

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    • leggs91200
      5 years ago

      type best one could?

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    • McBean
      5 years ago

      Use sign language. Or spell stuff by pushing buttons on a keyboard. Just take an advanced class about that stuff at dog school.

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      • nikkiclaire
        5 years ago

        Yep but that wouldn't really freak anyone out.

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        • McBean
          5 years ago

          I suppose. Doggy style sex would be more fun if you were a dog. I'd miss the Internet tho, and driving cars the most.

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  • Tato
    5 years ago

    I would behave like a human as long as it won't turn me into a test subject.

    Would probably also find a kind hearted, lonely, beautiful lady owner.

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    • Tato
      5 years ago

      With plenty of bitches. "The best of both worlds", Hannah Montana, 2006. Ay me.

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  • ldv
    5 years ago

    I would go to a furry con.

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  • BQB
    5 years ago

    Well you dam sure couldn’t behave like a human because your a dog! You’d have no choice.

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  • Gabloo
    5 years ago

    If I turned into a dog I would pretend to be just a super smart dog and become famous and make a lot of money.

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    I would act like a dog and bide my time until I met a worthy human. I would then reveal my true nature to them, and only them, and we'd use my position for our own personal gain. You know, rob a bank or something. I have no idea how a talking dog would help with that but we'd think of something.

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  • raisinbran
    5 years ago

    I guess I would have to donate myself to science for the good of humanity and hope they don't torture me.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    I'd listen to the wisdom of Miley Cyrus, and live "the best of both worlds".

    I'd probably act like an extra smart, good girl to get better food, and hopefully unsupervised time off the leash from my owners.

    Then, I'd enjoy the freedom and easy life of being a dog.

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  • megadriver
    5 years ago

    I'd want to be a human again, so I'd act like a human...
    Chances are it's some experiment, or whatever that swapped me with a dog. So my body is somewhere out there with a dog controlling it and I want it back as quickly as possible.

    Tho I would take the time and piss on people I dislike...

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  • 309uf2o38yf
    5 years ago

    I'd jump in front of an oncoming car

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