If you had to choose a king

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If tomorrow the USA government decides you must all choose a king of the USA and you have no choice. If you dont choose you will be jailed so you have to vote. Who would you choose?

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  • Meatballsandwich
    1 year ago | pl

    If Elvis was alive, I'd kinda want to see him as the king of America. Especially when he was fat.

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    1 year ago | pl

    Jordan Peterson

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  • MonteMetcalfe
    1 year ago | pl

    Me.

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  • raisinbran
    1 year ago | pl

    Kim Jong-un, he's the most qualified for the role.

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  • Lusty-Argonian
    1 year ago | pl

    I mean I think its pretty obvious we are all gonna vote for Lady gaga

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  • PurpleHoneycomb
    1 year ago | pl

    Funnily enough, I like the idea of forced voting. It's what Australia does if I remember correctly. You have the right to show up and void your vote, but you at least have to show up to the ballots.

    With that being said, I would vote myself as king. Might as well.

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  • RoseIsabella
    11 months ago | pl

    Kanye West!

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  • Yurngur
    1 year ago | pl

    Misha Collins

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  • olderdude-xx
    1 year ago | pl

    Alfred E Newman.

    You would always know where he stands on various issues... He has not changed his positions in many decades.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago | pl

      most of you guys on here seem to derail and can never have a serious discussion about anything

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      • olderdude-xx
        1 year ago | pl

        As if appointing a King of the USA is a serious discussion... (and its obvious that you don't read that many of my answers as I do get real and serious on a number of them).

        A ridiculous question deserves an equivalent answer.

        Note: I likely have some "Alfred E Newman for President" bumper stickers in one of my boxes in the basement. I had more bumper stickers than I had cars at that time (and they have been printed for several Presidential races).

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          1 year ago | pl

          I do read your posts and notice you larp as a "oldschool conservative" when you are in reality a progressive lefty. I think maybe you dont want to blow your cover because you secretly would say Bernie Sanders or someone ridiculous like that. So you pretend you are too intellectually superior to even entertain it. You do that often.

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          • olderdude-xx
            1 year ago | pl

            You obviously know little about me. I would never vote for Bernie Sanders. He's an extremist.

            You likely have no idea what old school Republican Conservatism was. Certainly there are not a lot in the Republican Party today that know what it was.

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