I want to smack a big male dog in the face with my penis
Sometimes, I have the urge to just go up to a big dog, pull down my pants and use my penis to whip the dog gently in its face, not so much as it would injure the dog, but just so it has the "?????" reaction for a few seconds before going back to his/her everyday activity unharmed (after all, he/she won't know what is going on). I have NO sexual attraction to dogs, and I am not gay, but I just want to do this. Is this normal?