I want to see a doctor about me being retarded

I think I'm partially retarded, and I don't want to pretend it's not a problem anymore. I want to get an actual medical diagnosis so I can claim disabled benefits.

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Based on 9 votes (7 yes)
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Comments ( 19 )
  • Somenormie

    Wow...... can't tell if this is satire or not but if it is you must be a clown.

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  • libertybell

    Do you really think you have it,or is this just about money?

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    • kikilizzo

      You get payed for being retarted?! Or do you mean benefits?
      Benefits sucks. If someone would act retarted for benefits I would actually believe them. The benefits given for not being able to work are so minimal you can live half a life at best.

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    • I sincerely want to know who to see about this. If I don't get retard benefits I don't care. I just want something on paper I can show people, as an excuse for my failures.

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  • Tommythecaty

    I’ll give you some helpful advice mr dildo.

    You may want to sound less competent than that, refrain from using words like “diagnosis” for a start.

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  • Wow3986

    Don't forget to mention your ableism too! And what a disgusting piece of shit. Two reasons. One, you're making fun of people with disabilities. Two, you're using a real thing people struggle with as a way to get benefits. I wouldn't be surprised if you were a Gemini and entitled.

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    • litelander8

      But this is obviously your post…

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      • Wow3986

        It obviously is not. Maybe yours, but not mine.

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        • litelander8

          Not it!

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          • Wow3986

            I bet it is yours. Come on, you don't need to deny it.

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            • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

              You do know there is a way you can tell if it's someone's post right, Block them & look for the post again. If it's not there it's theirs, If it's still there it's not theirs.

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    • You are not a nice person, especially knowing you are talking to a mentally disabled individual. This is why I need a retard ID or something to keep people like you quiet.

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      • MonteMetcalfe

        You don't need an ID. I'll vouch that you're full blown retard.

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        • LloydAsher

          What would a retard ID even look like? I'm imagining it's very colorful in primary colors. Nothing too complex or distracting.

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      • Wow3986

        You're the one making fun of people with disabilities, you ableist.

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  • LloydAsher

    Asking yourself if you are retarded puts you at least at a lower than average iq score.

    Mentally retarded people dont ask those questions.

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    • The part of my brain that's dysfunctional is legit retarded.

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      • LloydAsher

        We all have dysfunctional parts. Realizing you are stupid is the first step to being wise.

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