I want to get my teeth to turn black and brown

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I think black and brown teeth are cool so I can look like a pirate or one of those pike dudes from game of thrones. I tried not burshing them and like swishing coffee around my mouth for the last year but theyre only getting a little yellowy and brown. I even smoke and that yellows your teeth bad but only in the back and nobody can see that. Does anyone have advice to help?

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  • Fugazi,again
    7 years ago

    Youre never gon get laid boy

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  • Julian133
    7 years ago

    lols, this is really weird.
    The thing is, that not only are you going to get black and brown teeth, they will eventually fall out from the root down. They will stay wobbly at first, then fall out completely followed with foul breath. My parents have a long list of smoking, drinking, history' that their breaths smell like pure shit. If you are young, then I bet you will regret making this decision as what you are expecting could turn out as a worst outcome of reality.

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  • Thefabulousllama
    7 years ago

    You will regret this...

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  • CozmoWank
    7 years ago

    Meth.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      then wont they all fall out?

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      • CozmoWank
        7 years ago

        Rinse your mouth with India Ink.

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      • idontcaree
        7 years ago

        ya do dip instead

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  • Tealights
    7 years ago

    Depression.

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  • Diego35LovesHilda29
    6 years ago

    Get help with your drug habit.

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  • Fuck_IIN4
    7 years ago

    Mix your own shit with tar and eat that five times a day every day. That'll do it.

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  • rep4
    7 years ago

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohaguro#Dyes

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  • thebadman666
    7 years ago

    Drink coke and eat chocolate or shitty cheap candy. Give it 2 or 3 years and your mouth will look pretty fucked up by then

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  • vikander
    7 years ago

    you can try chew tobacco

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  • Ellenna
    7 years ago

    You'll be sorry when you only have gums in your mouth with plastic false teeth that wobble around & give you a sore mouth and you can't eat a lot of foods you like.

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  • Naughtygirl4daddy
    7 years ago

    Keep drinking fluoride filled water

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  • paulthepoes
    7 years ago

    Nobody likes people with with black / brown teeth, get out of that filthy habit and brush your teeth. You only have one set once they are gone you will chew water!

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  • Cheet0
    7 years ago

    Stop..?

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