I want to eat dogs

Hey!

I often think about eating dogs! As you can tell by my username!

I look at pictures of dogs and think about eating them!

The breed that looks most tasty to me is the Goldendoodle!

After a while I got bored of just looking at pictures of tasty dogs and decided to get a dog in the hopes to one day eat him!

So I went to my local pet store and bought a rather large Goldendoodle so that I could cook him in the future!

His name is Ted and I've been fattening him up for a few months now! He eats better than me!

Little does he know that soon I'm only feeding him so we'll because eventually I'm going to prepare him into a nice meal

I'm probably going to eat him in the coming weeks! (I'm looking up tutorials on how to prepare dog for the occasion!)

I'll post on here when I've done it and talk about what it was like!

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  • RoseIsabella might say nope.

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  • Sick fuck.

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  • If I were Queen of the world I would solve the population crisis by neutralizing people who eat dogs, and cats with extreme prejudice!

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    • I wish it could happen! People who abuse animals in any way should face a much worse punishment than what we have currently...

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  • This doesn't sound at all trollish to me.

    🙄

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    • It's not a troll! I'm dead serious!

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      • If Rose knew who and where you are and she believed you were serious, you just might end up seriously dead.

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      • Take a trip to korea.

        As a person who has consumed dog before it's not that interesting as a meat. Meat is meat.

        Honestly the worst meat out there is whale. Tastes like trash.

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  • Dog meat is probably pretty bad though because they eat meat

    https://youtu.be/cfeK09l0X7Q

    Just watch that it's a cartoon but they explain the idea

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    • Fish also eat meat, but we eat them. I dont like the idea of eating dogs specifically, but its not automatically bad because that they eat meat.

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      • This isn’t true, fish have a very different way they process food.
        Eating predators is 100% a health hazard, dog meat has no value and would make you sick. The sickest I’ve ever been was from eating wolf
        Bear is horrible but not as detrimental to your health, feline will kill you. Any hunter will tell you the same

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        • Bear tastes pretty good though. Have some sticks of them in the freezer. It tastes different but its still good meat.

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        • In response to dogs specifically, maybe the cooking process has something to do with it? I've seen a documentary or two about other cultures that consume canine meat.

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          • Some cultures may consume it, same as some cultures will consume pure poison that harms them for one cultural reason or another, but carnivore meat is a no-go healthwise.
            Can you burn and boil the hell out of it to try to consume it better ? Maybe. But you’re still eating trash meat

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            • I agree to allow the consumption of dogs. It's still an animal. That being said flaying the animal alive to get a better tasting meat is horrible and rightfully deserves to be ended.

              I support humane slaughtering of animals. Zero pain. If it gets traumatized within the last few seconds seeing its friends killed it's not that bad. Torturing the animal is a completely different subject though.

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  • I dont condone eating pets, but better you choose a dog over a cat.

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  • Move to Vietnam. They eat them all the time over there. And don’t come back to the US.

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  • Dont do it bro!

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  • hope it tastes good bestie xoxo

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    • So do I! He was £2.5K so he better be delicious af or imma be pissed haha

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  • little trol.ing (;;;;ewr;ltg;rfy;hjmn;urthf

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  • Dogs are too many in our streets now. Good idea and keep it up bro.

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  • that is fucked up

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  • Right... and Keira Knightley came over to my place yesterday, said she wants to have a foursome with me, my wife and Elizabeth Olsen.

    I'mma go get some scented candles and dimmable LED lights to set the mood, probably make a slow soul music playlist too.

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  • What in the world did I just read

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  • Retard

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  • I love eating GLIZZIES

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