I want to be turned into a chair

Can't tell if I love or hate this website.

It's easier to be a doormat.

So people can sit and fart on you I assume.

Keep taking the tablets.

i think youd rather be a toilet

i want to be a table

What

I had to sit up on my bed and reread this .

so funny, but i should not say it. how about this. this is from a story i wrote. the old woman offered the little girl a chair and she sat down in a swissroll. not my best work, but be a swiss roll

My local McDonald's is looking for a chair, this fat greasy nerd sits in it all day, were pretty positive he uses a diaper, I'm sure you can apply

Yes, go to a 3rd world country, You can probably find a surgeon to lock your joints in place with metal implants. You will need an escort to bring you back in a wheel chair. Then, hit the talk show circuit or sell yourself to some rich people.

Do you want to be a cushioned chair?

Does no one want to be an airborne ranger?

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