I want squidward to eat me out

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I want squidward tentacles to touch me with his tentacles and eat me out so when he does his noes tickles my ass... I know it's weird but everytime I watch TV I go to nickelodeon and whip out my dick!!!!! i cant help it please i need answers

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Based on 56 votes (24 yes)
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  • Kcidskcusidu
    7 years ago | pl

    Squidward tentacles says he would very much prefer to wrap his tentacles around your neck and squeeze very hard until you turn blue and die.

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    • tHirSTy4oJ
      7 years ago

      That's even hotter.

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  • cinnosneeze
    7 years ago

    damn i thought i was the only one

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    Have you ever actually seen the mouth of an octopus or a squid? Squidward would mess you up for sure.

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  • jessukuchan
    7 years ago

    I do this too. This is completely normal. Also extremely h a w t

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  • maxboy1234
    7 years ago

    Yes squidward can blow my clarinet

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  • HappyGreenHills
    7 years ago

    This reminds me of a post I read on tumblr about spongebob pleasuring his holes

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  • edwininthematrix
    7 years ago

    I always thought Squidward's nose looked suspiciously phallic.

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    • RoseIsabella
      7 years ago

      Yes, it rather does resemble a phallus.

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      • Takuto
        6 years ago

        I'm pretty sure where Squidwards 'nose' is is where squids have their dicks.

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        • RoseIsabella
          6 years ago

          Nope.

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          • Takuto
            6 years ago

            Ok then

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  • [Old Memory]
    6 years ago

    Japanese have octopus/squid porn. Fake obviously. I almost threw up watching it once.

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  • Takuto
    6 years ago

    Sandy is hot :|

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  • Darksaugor
    7 years ago

    I don´t think its that uncommon of a thought since there´s hole porn themes based on insertation and tentacle-sex. I can´t see how there would be such a big supply on the subject without a demand.

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  • Gunnut007
    7 years ago

    I want a girl to shoot me with a starter pistol at climax is this normal

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  • SmokeEverything
    7 years ago

    So if you've got a dick he's going to eat out your ass? Or you have multiple genitalia, which would be ideal.

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