I wanna have sex with crab

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I wanna have sex with a crab please help me! I was looking on the internet for crabs a while back and i saw this crab and i got a really weird feeling and then i left and went on with my day but i kept thinking about this through out the day than i googled crabs again and i jerked off to the picture. I now wanna have sex with a crab but i live in Canada so i wont be seeing any crabs.

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago | pl

    The fuck?

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  • CountessDouche
    8 years ago | pl

    Crab wants to pinch your sack.

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  • Redcoats
    8 years ago | pl

    Why not Zoidberg?

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      8 years ago

      youre a crazy penniless lobster doctor

      no combination of you should be a comedian

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  • MrSexyJesus
    8 years ago | pl

    I heard you can get humans from them

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  • SkullsNRoses
    8 years ago

    If you have sex with the right person you can get crabs which I suppose is halfway?

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  • Hamid2USA
    8 years ago

    I am like sex with crab too. I have much excite to prepare for annual crab fuck contest. Winner get take home crabs.

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  • RoyRogers
    8 years ago

    I think crabs are too small to have sex with. I also not sure where you would stick your dick.

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  • VirgilManly
    8 years ago

    How about a Canadian Snow Crab?

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    The Dungeness crab is native to BC Canada, so your wish is easy to fulfill. Since they must be alive before cooking, any expensive seafood restaurant in your area should have them live in season, though lots of pennies you will need.
    Since their pincers can amputate a finger with ease, you might want to rethink this fetish, but if not, please let us know how things went, after you get out of the hospital.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    That sounds extremely painful for either gender .-.

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    *CRAB-WALKS IN*

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  • mystery7
    8 years ago

    You will probably get crabs from having sex with a crab

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  • Cliche1234
    8 years ago

    Mr. Krab?

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  • Ace9
    8 years ago

    DIE

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    • Helpmeplss462
      8 years ago

      Why bully?

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago

      DIE ANTWOORD!

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    Japanese spider crab.

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    • VirgilManly
      8 years ago

      They have those long sexy legs.

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  • NathanScot
    8 years ago

    Go right ahead mate,completely normal.

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  • Ridemhard
    8 years ago

    BULLSHIT !!! Next you will be wanting to fuck Sponge Bob.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    No. You. Do. Not.

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    Normal to want whatever you want, not normal to actually do it because how can the crab consent?

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