I turned into a vegan overnight

So i've been watching videos with cows and especially pigs that are behaving just like dogs full of emotion intelligence and empathy and last night I had a dream that my family was pigs and i was running around with them and talking with them.

i'm convinced i won't eat them again ever cause it feels like cannibalism. So i am never gonna eat pigs again. But i am gonna eat a ton of chicken cause those little fuckers deserve to die for being annoying, i know its not true vegan but its close to it.

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  • deepdrowning

    You aren't a vegetarian if you still eat chicken. Veganism is even more rigorous.

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    • rayb12

      While you've already implied the stipulations of veganism in greater specificity, to then refer to them as 'rigorous' isn't needed.

      Typically you may first say "they are" followed by an adjective, then followed by a sentence describing them. But this is the part that counts.

      To say what they are first you've already given what's needed. There is no need to then comment on them in vaguer terms than you already have.

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      • deepdrowning

        I called veganism a more rigorous diet than vegetarianism or omnivorism. Because it is. I'm not here to explain veganism, that's what google is for. Please don't tell me how to speak.

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        • rayb12

          I am not debating whether it is more rigorous. I was addressing how you had already said the actual reason why it was more rigorous and to then say it is more rigorous did not add any information.
          I just was saying that it was redundant. I did not mean for it to come across as a request for more information on veganism or me saying you can't speak a certain way.

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          • deepdrowning

            Whatever, it happens.

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    No, you didn't turn into a vegan overnight at all. You can't eat any meat, fish and seafood, dairy, eggs, or bee products to be vegan. Besides that, I think that refusing to eat pig just because of a dream is irrational.

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  • Boojum

    It sounds like you've never known a chicken.

    They're pretty damn dim, but they're all individuals, and very amusing to watch.

    Oh, and you're not a vegan if you're eating chicken. Vegans don't eat any meat or animal products, so it sounds like you're just another schmoe who wants to slap on a fashionable label.

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  • Nickvey

    the last meat i ate was bacon, last night. some men pretend to be ladies and some pretend to be vegetarians. its all fun . go for it.

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  • First, you didn't turn into a vegan. Second, your comment about chickens pisses me off too, since I have cute chickens.

    Sure, they're all assholes, but some of them still make happy sounds when I hold them, and sit them on my lap.

    I bet you're either a child or a troll. You'll probably be back to eating all the meats soon like the cocksucker you are.

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  • athem

    I mean it's not actually veganism if you still eat chicken (not really vegetarianism, either) because vegans cut out all animal products (meat, eggs and dairy). Still, you can easily make the decision overnight so it's not an abnormal thing.

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  • Dustyair

    That's so sweet, I think we all just had a love moment. A true glance into the propaganda of the stupid. Wow, what an improvement we'll all enjoy in our moment of loveiness because some asshole watched a pig video. And thought oh no, that pig could be my mother, let me hide in my safe place of love and bliss, filled with carrots and pig shit :)

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  • paramore93

    That's not vegan then ..
    You can't pick and choose which animals deserve to die

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  • If you think chickens deserve to die, then perhaps you haven't seen the death metal rooster-

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM

    I enjoy Morning Star chik'n nuggets equally as much as real chicken ones, anyway.

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  • Fetiza000

    This is retarded, eating pork if oyure a human isnt straight up cannibalism. Plus its natural for many wild animals to eat meat and if you wanna care for animals like lions and other big cats. Then you HAVE to get meat for them because you love them so much but at the same time yo u dont wanna have to give a piece of a dead animal to the. Also why do you think chickens deserve to die?

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  • Pig3onsnatcher

    Honestly, me. One day I decided I can’t do it no more and really it was just because I was becoming more conscious about what I was putting into my body. I eat a typical vegetarian diet but I also eat chicken when nothing else is available like at college. A lot of people ask me I may as well eat everything else because I still eat chicken but it doesn’t feel right to me. It’s easier to tell them I’m a vegetarian when I try to explain even though I’m not because they end up giving me a whole lecture on what’s the point and it’s freaking damn annoying.
    You do what you want don’t think about what anyone else says it’s your body

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  • Not vegan. But good for you.

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  • Personally. I would never give up meat. Human beings are at the top of the food chain and we have a cornucopia of delicious animals to feast upon. Why would you deny yourself the culinary experience? Eat anything that lives, except for people. That’s my motto.

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    • Boojum

      Speciest!

      Cannibals are people too!

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  • chickenshit

    What did you just say?!
    You know im right here hiding behind a corner! And ay well ze kednap zhu zen COOK YOU UP LIKE YOU DID TO MY FRIENDS!!!

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