I think everyone has a crush on me

That's Americans for ya.

Even if you looked like Miss Universe and wore a bikini everywhere there would still be straight women, gay men and asexual people who would have no interest. This is in your head.

ur not that special mate💀

Not everyone.

Maybe you just look wierd so they look at you funny

Keep dreaming, not everyone has a crush on you and chances are they might have a crush on someone else.

Maybe they're just staring at you because you're ugly

Are you hot? Gimme ur number.

Definitely not everyone, but maybe like, one or two people do? But sexuality and interest in other people come into play, so no.