I think bald people are so funny

D'OH!

I don't think bald people are funny, but I find the word "bald" funny. I see someone with no hair and they're just some unassuming bald guy. I want to call him "baldy" or "cueball", though, for the laughs. The fact that he's bald literally doesn't mean anything, but I want an excuse to say the word "bald".

Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure they get mad if I do that.

george costanza is consistently rated as onea the greatest comedic characters ever devised

it’s probably because you can see your future in their noggin or something.

I took the fattest shit in a Home Depot yesterday

I think being completely bald looks cool tbh.

What about Jada Pinkett-Smith/G.I. Jane?

Neither here nor there.