I peed in his food as revenge. iin?

Im a 19 year old college girl. I stay with my boyfriend, at his apartment. We have an overall good relationship, but recently things have been rough. We started getting into these small arguements, and yesterday we had an arguement about him wanted meals prepared for him when he gets home. I was cooking some rice and meat, nothing too fancy. I was finishing up the meal, and he brought up the arguement again, and i get mad again. So when he went to the room to get something, i took the rice, and i peed into it. I didnt want him to notice, but emptied myself into it anyway. The rice was reeaally yellow, so i mixed it with the chicken. The grease from the chicken made the rice look and taste less suspicious, and i made him a plate. I smiled as i watched him devoured the food, and i told him
the leftovers weee his mesl for the rest of the week.

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  • Ooft, if you were my partner I'd end it. Maybe others will disagree but you don't mess with people's food. Don't get me wrong if you're doing just as much as him then the lazy sob should make his own damn food, and ddon't back down from him on it.

    That said, messing with someone's food, to me, especially in the way you did, is extremely too far.

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    • Zorak

      I agree lover boy.

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  • Justmehere

    Did this a few times with one of my hot older sister's asshole ex bf's. Guy was a 'roid nut and had mood swings. Would go from at least trying to be nice, to a complete asshole. Was going off one night in my sister's apartment when I was there, first on her, then on me..I grabbed his water bottle as he went outside, pissed in about a third of it (he had his shake crap in there), and put it back where he had it. Saw him downing it, and thought..Hey, asshole, hope you enjoy my piss in there.

    Another time, as they were breaking up, he was getting more asshole-like at her, accusing her of this and that, and same thing..I was there. So, he starts in on me. What got me that time was being referred to as "boy". He was wolfing down some mixed salad shit, and followed her into the living room to continue arguing. I opened up, sprayed the salad with my piss, covered it back up, and re-mixed it. Saw him keep eating it. Wanted to tell him, uh..That extra taste isn't dressing..It's fresh, warm piss.

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  • BlackCatsAreAwesome

    If he's a closeted pee fetishist you did him a very nice favour.

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  • gxdezlh

    It's obviously not normal to purposefully poison someone's food. What a stupid question.

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  • TheMightyWolf

    What the fuck is wrong with you? You pissed into his food over an argument !

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    • QueenJuJu

      A long string of arguements yes

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  • QueenJuJu

    Never said i tried it, i said that the grease makes the taste less noticable

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  • Annie25

    Break it off with him why r u with that guy.. its like he owns you
    And what you did is not acceptable in any fucking situation.. should have taken a logical step

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Even if he's an asshole, it's kind of wrong to do that. Why wasn't cutting your losses and leaving an option?

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  • StinkyPickle

    Sorry, sweetie. It is fine to piss on him in the shower. But you should never piss in his food without telling him first.

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  • nikkiclaire

    That's pretty disgusting and if caught would land you in jail. Just leave the asshole.

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