I made donald trump win

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A few months ago I went to a Trump rally with some friends just out of morbid curiosity, they made a bet with me and I accepted. I was so worried about losing that I looked up an online ritual website, and proceeded to try one out. So I printed a picture of Donald Trump and jizzed on it, one day later, Hillary's e-mails had been leaked and I got a letter from, who guessed it, Mr Donald Trump, thanking me for helping him win. The elections are now over and I have won 50 dollars.

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  • CreamPuffs
    7 years ago | pl

    You're delusional. Donald trump won because... Because he... Uh...

    Nevermind, you are correct. That's the most logical explanation. (Not really.)

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    • SirChazwickEsquire
      7 years ago

      He won because Hillary Clinton is a corrupt evil piece of shit and the majority of Americans could see through her bullshit. That is why he won.

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      • factcheck
        7 years ago

        Right. That must be why she had more votes than him. He won because the media normalized him, his party suppressed minority voters, his supporters intimidated voters, and the FBI blatantly interfered two weeks before the election with a bullshit story. Oh, and because of the bullshit electoral college.

        He spent months telling everybody the election was rigged, he just didn't say it was being rigged in his favor.

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        • SirChazwickEsquire
          7 years ago

          Keep whining about it. He won. There is nothing you can do about it. How does that make you feel?

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  • Zeromancer
    7 years ago

    BLESS YOU AND YOUR JIZZ

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  • The_Creep_is_here
    7 years ago

    It's an interesting story; really stupid as well. Except for the jizz part.

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    Where do you get these delusions from?

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  • XpoizonivyX
    6 years ago

    How did he know to thank u for jizzin on his face??

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  • SpookyPancake
    6 years ago

    Damn you and your magical cum.

    Just kidding. Praise Kek.

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  • Data'sCat
    7 years ago

    Obviously false, this is not a valid magickal spell and if you did cum on someone's picture it will not be beneficial for them.

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  • Spenelli
    7 years ago

    He won because of Russia

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  • Ponywriter
    7 years ago

    I made him win, too

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  • kristys_mail
    7 years ago

    So funny.

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  • Holzman_67
    7 years ago

    and with that money you can now purchase Greece. you may even get change.

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  • Smokey1D
    7 years ago

    So you're the culprit!

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  • rayb12
    7 years ago

    Don't delete his letter (incase you ever decide to run)

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