I made Donald Trump win

A few months ago I went to a Trump rally with some friends just out of morbid curiosity, they made a bet with me and I accepted. I was so worried about losing that I looked up an online ritual website, and proceeded to try one out. So I printed a picture of Donald Trump and jizzed on it, one day later, Hillary's e-mails had been leaked and I got a letter from, who guessed it, Mr Donald Trump, thanking me for helping him win. The elections are now over and I have won 50 dollars.

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  • You're delusional. Donald trump won because... Because he... Uh...

    Nevermind, you are correct. That's the most logical explanation. (Not really.)

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    • He won because Hillary Clinton is a corrupt evil piece of shit and the majority of Americans could see through her bullshit. That is why he won.

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      • Right. That must be why she had more votes than him. He won because the media normalized him, his party suppressed minority voters, his supporters intimidated voters, and the FBI blatantly interfered two weeks before the election with a bullshit story. Oh, and because of the bullshit electoral college.

        He spent months telling everybody the election was rigged, he just didn't say it was being rigged in his favor.

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  • BLESS YOU AND YOUR JIZZ

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  • It's an interesting story; really stupid as well. Except for the jizz part.

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  • Obviously false, this is not a valid magickal spell and if you did cum on someone's picture it will not be beneficial for them.

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  • He won because of Russia

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  • I made him win, too

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  • So funny.

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  • and with that money you can now purchase Greece. you may even get change.

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  • So you're the culprit!

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  • Don't delete his letter (incase you ever decide to run)

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