I'm so obsessed with carrying a pen
Yes. I go to great lengths to avoid situations where I have to borrow a pen to fill in a slip when I'm in a bank, for example. Upon realizing I forgot to carry one with me from home I hit 'panic mode', where I usually either have to excuse myself to go buy a new one, or, make time to go back home and pick one. As I write this I'm trying to learn how to hex people who borrow pens from me, and for some reason, don't return them. And when I finally meet my death, I definitely want to have a pen on my person.