I'm of british ancestry but i hate bland food

I'm so sick of eating the same cheese and lettuce sandwiches and porridge everyday. I'd rather just eat fruit. I frankly think my cultural food is rather dreary much like the weather in the British Isles. Except fish and chips, meatpies, salt and vinegar chips and jam and cream scones. Those are actually nice foods.
Basically I just really hate bland food.
My uncle could just eat ketchup on a sausage everyday. My dad could eat lettuce everyday and be happy. My auntie tried Korean food once and said it's 'too pongy'. Sure it's pongy but often pongy food is the best (eg. Stinky french cheese, Kim chi) unless it's actually rancid and uncultured. Sometimes I wish I could be like them and eat the same old bland thing every day and never get tired. But I need to put Sriracha and cheese on bland foods to enjoy them. I actually think people in Western countries are obese because their meal is so bland and they end up snacking on something tastier but filled with MSG, carbs, saturated fat and refined sugar because it is ubiquitous like the criminals and terrorists who are making it unsafe to walk (exercise) on the streets and only further being encouraged by PC culture.

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  • CozmoWank

    Put some Tobasco sauce in your porridge.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    What you are has nothing to do with the foods you like. I'm Hispanic and theres a LOT of Hispanic dishes that I find disgusting. XD

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    • RoseIsabella

      Now you've got me wondering.

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  • Hansberger

    Yes it's normal, and try eating an English breakfast, there's plenty of taste in that, especially in the sausage, drink tea with it too. If you want flavourful foods, try Samboy chips, they have more taste than a normal chip, and try Starburst lollies, which have more taste than other lollies, and try acid drops, they're really nice. If you want taste then I recommend you don't eat liquorice fudge as it has little taste in it. Also, try sausages in gravy with buttery mashed potatoes, it has a lot of taste. And even try liver and onions, also flavourful, and also try having some curry, once you eat curry you will love it, it melts in your mouth. Does that answer your question?

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  • bbrown95

    I'm a white person from the US and hate bland food and get sick of the same thing over and over again as well. I like my food to be bursting with flavor or even have a bit of kick to it.

    I know so many people who won't eat anything but bland crap you'd feed a 5-year-old, like plain cheese or pepperoni pizza, chicken nuggets, boxed mac 'n cheese with nothing added to it to give it flavor (I know one person who adds extra milk to make it even more bland; I always add tons of ingredients to mine because I think it needs major doctoring up), burgers with no toppings, grilled cheese sandwiches with processed cheese, unseasoned meat, etc. I don't think it's as much of a nationality/cultural thing as much as the fact that their family only ate stuff like that or never made them try anything other than "kid-friendly" bland foods growing up, so they never learned to like anything else. Growing up, I ate what the rest of the family was having and was asked to at least try foods; it was not nothing but chicken nuggets, mac 'n cheese, plain cheese pizza, etc. for me like it was with some of these people.

    I actually have a friend who won't eat a single fruit or vegetable and likes everything very plain. He actually said a mac 'n cheese dish (it was a jazzed up version with white cheese, chicken, and bacon, but no spices) was spicy, I couldn't believe it. I swear, he can't fill up the fingers on both hands with foods he actually likes, and none of those foods are even remotely healthy, nor do they have any flavor.

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  • Boojum

    The idea that a person's skin colour has some relevance to their food preferences is bizarre and racist, and your shoehorning of "PC culture" into your comment doesn't really work, but never mind...

    Traditional British food does have a reputation for being bland, boring and stodgy, but boring food is not a uniquely British national characteristic.

    I lived in Italy for several years. Italian food has a good reputation, but the daily diet of ordinary Italians is pretty boring in its own way. The traditional Italian diet is healthy, but the palette of foods is very limited. The number of spices and seasonings available in the typical Italian supermarket is about a quarter of what you see in even a small British supermarket, and the bulk of most Italians' diets consists of variations on pasta and sugo along with a little bit of tough meat and greenery of some sort.

    There are lots of factors involved in what foods a person prefers. Genes do play some role in that they determine how many taste-buds we're born with, so some people are born "super tasters" who find strong flavours overpowering. However, it's nonsense to believe that someone with, say, an Indian heritage is born with an innate preference for curry and hot spices, while every infant with French ancestry is born liking snails and ripe Camembert. Food preferences are acquired at a very young age when we're first fed solid food, but those preferences can change when we're older if we're open to experimentation. Unfortunately, many people are inherently conservative and reluctant to try anything new, and their instinctive reaction to unfamiliar flavours is negative.

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    • BubbleTeaStan

      I wasn't trying to be racist but when I say white I mean British white because French, Italian and Swiss are white but their cuisine is not seen as bland (great desserts and main meals).

      I didn't know that Italian diet is bland, thank you for sharing your experience.

      I've read about the genetic influence of food preference and one example is in coriander. Apparently most Westerners (myself included) find it tastes like soap. I had a bland taste when I Was little and did not like spicy food or curry, but now I love it. I never cared for sausages and still don't unless they're gourmet. However, I don't like very sugary drinks anymore.

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    • McBean

      Hmmmm. As a resident of the Western Hemisphere, I have to say that you've given a rather bland answer to the problem of blandness. The OP and you are stuck in a box called the U.K. The way out is cooking videos on YouTube. Visit the cuisine of a different country everyday. Then make the food. On the seventh day, rest; have fish and chips with an ale. At least you know the ale will taste good.

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      • BubbleTeaStan

        Haha, I'm actually from Australia, which is just like the U.K except + Vegemite, hot weather and Hugh Jackman/Liam Hemsworth/Nicole Kidman accents. My ancestors are from the UQ, so I'm talking about my 'cultural foods' so to speak. I try to be adventurous when I cook, but the downside of most good food is it takes a long process. They don't sell my favourite dish (Cheese Dakgalbi) in my city anywhere, so I found a recipe online and made it with my mum. It was surprisingly delicious, but it took almost 3 hours to make it and by the next day the rice cakes were already stone cold and inedible. So, my family and I have to commit if we want something tasty or else we'll get stuck in the old tired routine of cheese toasties and cup of soup.

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        • McBean

          Australia eh? Curried prawns on the Barbie, mate. Lots of Asian possibilities loaded up with ginger. Good deserts too: pineapple upside down cake, mangoes, passion fruit, and pavlova are always good. Slow Cooker food is hearty in the winter and takes very little prep time. Google "slow cooker recipes".

          I lived in Australia for two years long ago and had no problem finding tasty things to eat. But, you have to LOOK for them. They're not on shelves at eye-level.

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      • Boojum

        I hardly ever eat traditional British food. The OP mentions that he likes fish and chips, meat-pies, salt and vinegar crisps (USA = chips) and jam and cream scones. The last is the only thing I enjoy and occasionally eat.

        My wife is from The Netherlands. Traditional Dutch food is actually even worse than traditional British food, but the country has a long tradition of Indonesian and Suriname cuisine (former colonies), and she regularly cooks that. Some of the dishes definitely bite back. I'm into fixing Indian and Chinese dishes, and they aren't bland either. About the only traditional British dish we regularly have is toad in the hole, but we use good quality sausages rather than the traditional British banger that's mainly flour with a little cheap pork for flavouring.

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  • paramore93

    Scones or scones?

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  • Meatballsandwich

    I've never tried vegemite before. How does it taste like?

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    • McBean

      Yeast extract.

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