I'm not even going to pretend this isn't gross, but

I get too much earwax and I like to scrape it out with a toothpick or a rolled-up piece of card and eat it. It smells quite nice. It doesn't taste as good as it smells, but the habit soothes me somewhat.

Does anyone at all share this?

Is It Normal?
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  • I don't do it but go off homie

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  • I’ll admit I’ve tasted my earwax and found it horribly bitter.

    This post did unlock a childhood memory of being given a huge jar of jellybeans with a list of all the flavours on the side. There were about 30 sweet and concerning options including “earwax”. I felt guilty at the time that I barely ate any of them before they expired but in hindsight I have no idea what possessed someone to give that as a gift in the first place.

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  • Ahhh. Anonymity.

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  • ewwwwww you are one nasty person

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  • Don't eat that shit dude

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  • Mine smells like bat body odor.

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    • Do you get lots of bats where you are, or do you work in an animal sanctuary, or are bats just really smelly? I have no idea what one smells like.

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      • The city I live in has colonies of them in about five or six large trees located in one of the city's suburbs, a surburb which is also home to the elementary school I went to as a kid. So I know what bats smell like a great deal.

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  • I doubt it smells nice.

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  • Youre gonna get a ear infection. When I worked in my works warehouse id get tons of earwax from all the floating bullshit in there. I bent a paperclip to get out huge chunks and anytime id accidentally scrape my ear it would get infected. Id have a fever from it and one time even started vomiting from it.

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  • 😳

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  • They have videos on YouTube of doctors removing ear wax from people's ears. You should watch it. It's awesome.
    👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂

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