I'm kenyan

I've got a Kenyan radio app on my mobile, deep down I'm a white African and so is my mother and two brothers.

David Fenwick my brother isn't Australian as I found out, it's a mask when he's African. He just pretends to be Australian not by being patriotic but by hiding his nation.

He only cares about three things in the universe: his childhood past of Africa (a thought he slipped after 45 years of not slipping when I found out he lied to me all my life), karate, and Christianity, he's a lot like Jesus Christ!!!.

Kenya is a strange country, weird animals all over the African continent, black people who interchange between Swahili and English, Swahili is used as the lingua franca, white doctors, food that is small when the Kenyans are rich and thus well-fed, samosa that is flavoured different to Indian samosa, and Buddhists who believe in God, Muslim minority, Christian obviously, which is strange for Africa because Christianity is about radically one person and because it's not normal to be Christian and African.

What happened was the bullshit, and the stories I wrote is Kenyan bullshit, it's fantasy when that stuff can't happen, it's bullshit because as a child and a teenager I believed and talked bullshit.

I can tell you what it's got to do with Kenya, the Kenyans are so blinded by patriotism they don't realise people carry guns in Kenya when you drive in the housing tenancies, and I drank Tusker beer when I was 15, I didn't turn 16 in Australia, therefore my birthday is Kenyan, I was a Kenyan late teen and an Australian 17 year old, I wrote one fantasy story of an elf as a white Kenyan, it doesn't look Australian at all, it looks very Kenyan, I bought a ring made of beads which is a Kenyan invention, I've been loyal to the country, the Kenyans just couldn't stand that I was weird, that's what it's got to do with Kenya.

The Kenyans think their country is so great, they even think it's extremely good, they think their country would never do a single evil, that everything Kenyan is the best, they're patriotic exactly like the Australians are patriotic and they think Kenya's exaggeratedly great the way Australians think Australia is exaggeratedly great.

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  • Somenormie

    You aren't a full Kenyan, that's nice to know.

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    • normal-rebellious

      I see, and you, an expert at honest answers, I can tell you you're a decent human being because you're lucky.

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