I'm a shiitake mushroom and need fungi reassignment surgery
Are there any doctors who specialize in kingdom reassignment surgery? (animalia to fungi, plantae to animalia, etc.)
I'm not happy I was born this way and want society to accept me for who I am not who they want me to be. Also do they allow fungi in the military? (aside from athlete's foot?)
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