I'm a shiitake mushroom and need fungi reassignment surgery

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Are there any doctors who specialize in kingdom reassignment surgery? (animalia to fungi, plantae to animalia, etc.)

I'm not happy I was born this way and want society to accept me for who I am not who they want me to be. Also do they allow fungi in the military? (aside from athlete's foot?)

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  • shuggy-chan
    4 years ago

    Something tells me your not a fun guy to be around

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  • raisinbran
    4 years ago

    har har, stupid

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  • palehorse
    4 years ago

    I... what is this.

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