I'm a mortician who likes to occassionally take a whiff of a dead body

Is this the same person who wanted to keep a chunk of a corpse just to sniff it?

Hey, why not? Maybe you're used to the smell by now. And death is profound. A bit of mystery detaches us from the drudgery of life. I get that.

But honestly if you're comparing your day job to a horror movie, how serious are you being with this post?

Absolutely despicable.

I suppose due to your line of work it's normal

Are their any specific orifices that have a particular appeal for you?