I like the smell of my own farts

I've always liked the smell of my own farts. If I'm alone, I'll even fan the fart up to my nose with my hand so I can get the full odor right in my nostrils. Is this normal?

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  • I gotta say, I love my own sick farts so much that it made me Google it to see if anyone else Googles it. Ta da! Hello fellow fartyrs. My fave is when you're in your car and you let a big McNasty in your car, THEN, you get out really fast and go into the grocery store it whatever and you come out and your car still stinks like fart. That kills me! I die laughing and sniffing! The only thing is you gotta make sure you don't see anyone you know ir let someone walk you to your car! They get a whiff of that ass chamber of secrets you built and they'll cut and RUN!

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  • pay back time!the other day my dog just walked in the room and crop dusted me in my room,walked away smiling, smells like fermented alpo and eggs.that little bastard. im gunna get his ass back. so the next day just woke up,stomach rumbling from steak,onions,mash potatoes n gravy,brocolli and budweiser called fido up to the bed,made a dutch oven over top of us and let the nastiest eggy,diesel fart. poor litlle guy couldnt escape it. pay backs hell

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  • my farts smell so disgustingly terrible that no one in their right mind would ever in a million years like the smell of them... also, a great trick to ensure that your farts won't follow you, is to find some privacy and fart bare assed. The smell sticks to your pants and underwear, so if you hang your ass out and let er rip it won't follow you. If you want to take this to the next level, spread your cheeks apart and fart "open assed." By creating a path of least resistance from your lower intestine to the open air you can create a smell rivaling the asshole of hell (-:

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  • i once went on a date with a girl, and after we ate curry, and had a few drinks i ended back at her place, we ended up in bed, and thats when it happened...i knew i needed to lay a stinking cable as gas was coming from my corn-hoop every second for about an hour, in the end i thought 'fuck it' and shouted 'shit ghost!' and let out the biggest-ring-ripper the earth has ever seen, it smelled like burnt tyres mixed with off meat!, my undies felt squidgy ..id actually poo'd, and it had sprayed about six feet down the bed and was on the wall too!..i got up, and said 'gotta go' farted again and ran away. not heard from her since :(

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    • I'm usually such a lady about such things but that was the most hilarious thing I have EVER read. The "shit ghost" thing had tears rolling down my cheeks. God bless you, sir!

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    • omg, that made me laugh so hard :'D

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    • HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      was my reply :D

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    • I registered for the sole purpose of posting how incredibly hilarious this was.

      Similar outcome - in college, we were breaking into a guy on the same floor's room to pull a prank. Thought the room was empty.

      It wasn't. The dude was in there getting f*cked by another dude. (This was before being gay was as socially accepted as normal human behavior, as it is now.)

      We all kinda stopped and stared in disbelief, as we had no clue our friend was gay. His partner pulled out violently, causing our friend to spray sh*t, equally violently, on the wall about six feet away.

      They both beat a hasty retreat as we were yelling for everyone in the hall to come see (mean I know, but we were kids), and no one ever saw or heard from the guy again; we found out later he withdrew from the university the next day.

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    • That is honestly the funniest thing I've ever heard. oh man... hahahaha!!

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    • Well thanks because now my parents are alarmed that I'm laughing so hard. No I'm not kidding. That was the funniest thing in the world.

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    • fucking lol

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    • One time I was riding bike in front of my house and I suddenly had to take a huge corny shit nugget but when I tried going insideI couldn't open the door in time so I just ended up taking a wet poo in front of the door and I went back to riding bike. But a few minutes later my friend came running out of the door and he slipped on the wet turd then he farted

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    • That's kinda sad. That girl is too judgemental.

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    • Omfgggg lolllll reeeaaaallllyyy? I would've died laughing if I was there

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  • everybody loves their own farts man, they just dont admitt it ;)

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  • As a wise man called 'Fat Bastard' once said, we all like our own brand don't we.

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  • After reading these comments I have a great concern for the welfare of the human species

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    • I believe there should other important things that people do that should concern you for the welfare of humans and the planet.And this sniffing farts thing is pure natural!People have to know their own smell and know their bodies, not listening to the social mass-media crap and being interested by how to do all the things that delusion them from their body, minds and souls.

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    • The sad thing is, is that you've done at least one of these things and you know you have your just too ashamed to admit it so you get on here and criticize other peoples comments

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    • amen

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    • I totally agree.

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  • I am currently laying in my bed watching TV and continuously letting them rip and then burying my head under the covers. I soon began to think to myself...'Is this goofy? Am I strange or a one of a kind?'...So I decided to google I love smelling my own farts. Before I could finish typing Smelling, the entire entry popped up! I was pleasantly suprised to find out that its a common thing. I normally do laugh at the stanky stench exiting my rear, but on an occasion I make the statement outloud, "Something has GOT to be dead up there" Couples of tips to close out this post...Let some go in the hot shower, they linger and add some amuzement to an early morning shower. Also, drink about a twelve pack of Shmidt beer and you'll be able to amuze yourself for weeks or spread the wealth by crop dusting unexpecting innocents at the park, mall, school, or work!

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  • who hasn't farted in bed, then proceeded to stick their head under the covers to get a whiff? This is totally normal.

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    • So true!! I do it ALLL the time!! :)

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  • man.. are you guys hearing yourself.. LOL

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    • yeah dude, we all hear ourselves and we would be hypocrites not to share this with others that are socially concerned about their behaviors.and there is nothing to worry us in that, my friends,society is the biggest pile of destructing crap on earth

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  • LMFAO. Some of these comments are the most hilarious things I have ever heard. I am crying from laughter. Yes, it' normal to like smelling your own farts... anyone who denies it is either lying or seriously missing out. Hahahaha. OMG, best message board ever.

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    • SO TRUE!!!!!!!! HAHAHA LOL LOL LOL I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY FARTS!!!!!! :D :P

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  • This is actually HILLARIOUSS.!!! honestly i have never laughed soo much in alll my life over a fart lmfao.!! yeahh i smell them too just my own tho lmfao, abdy dus itt haha Xxxx

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  • I think this is the most freaking common type of question in this site. Search for it and you'll find a bunch. If that doesn't say anything about how normal it is I don't know what will.

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  • this is why i love honest people

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  • Everyone likes their own brand. Just don't let anyone see you wave a fart up to your nose. Lol funny shit

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  • ROFL! This is the greatest message board on the entire internet!

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  • You guys read this one?

    One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
    Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.
    On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
    All the way home, I made sure that I released ALL the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight!" He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
    The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around vigorously. Then, I shifted to the other cheek; I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage!!! Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
    My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him that I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"

    I Fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    apologies for length

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  • I like to dutch oven myself. It's glorious.

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  • this website is so funny happy i found it

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  • Oh man. I just had a convo about this not too long ago with some friends. lol I totally love my farts. and if they smell real bad and strong its a bonus! lol if they dont stink as bad or at all, i get dissapointed. its like a game...

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  • Surely you have noticed that when you let one rip in the shower the smell is even more intense - the enclosed space combined with the hot water and steam really "cooks it up" real good. Surely I'm not the only person who has savoured this?

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  • I was working out at a local gym and then hit the showers. I had to pass gas, and low and behold, a small poop ball plopped down on the floor. To avoid embarrassment and someone seeing it, I picked it up and threw it about 4 shower stalls down in the drain area. It couldn't fit through the drain, so it sat there. I was able to get out before anyone else came back there, LMAO!!!

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  • I have actually heard that fart sniffing lowers your blood presure

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  • i also once had a white poo, it was completely white...im farting as write this, today they smell just like an egg i once boiled and put in my garage when i was younger, it went black and stunk like hell!..i also once farted on a plane and the pleasurable whiff soaked into the sponge of the seat..and slowly released for about 6 hours, problem was the person behind me was hogging it all!

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  • yeah i like the smell of my farts :) but i dont like other peoples farts >.< and i fart all the time!! D:

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  • It is gross but i like the smell of mine too ahha

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  • Check this out...

    "Recipe For The World's Greatest Farts"

    1. Eat the following:
    a. 3 boiled eggs with lots of black pepper
    b. 3 tablespoons of dried onions (must be
    dry so they expand in your stomach
    c. Canned chili with beans seasoned with
    as much garlic and liquid smoke as you
    can stand. (The smoke is key)
    d. Drink two Pabst Blue Ribbon beers
    or one Mickey's 40 oz Ice
    e. Here's the coup de' grace'...Down 2 cups
    of yogurt

    This combination will produce a combination of carbonation, accelerated digestion, digestive tract agitation, and lactose intolerance positively guaranteed to give even the strongest stomach Glock-level fart streams no less than 30 p.s.i. each. I'm talking world-class gas...Farts beyond compare. Shooters unlike any ever experienced. And what's best is no gas pain. The chemical reaction between all the dissimilar foods eaten fire up so fast and powerful that nothing gets backed up to hurt. In 20 minutes you're running neck-to-neck with the space shuttle at launch. Only negative is that you'll be totally exhausted at fart's end.
    Been there, done that, and it's fierce!

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  • Dude, you have to try the cub-cake action, get that roaster right in the cup of your hand and cuff it in your palm with two hands, slowly bring it up and adhere it to the nose so not much escapes.
    Another really good way of transporting the fart is in the bathtub, when u got a ripper in the bath, sit up and lean over around the launch area, when the bubbles hit the surface, your gonna have some really fresh stain for your nostril senses.
    And thirdly, try collecting it in a small jar with a lid, usually the stench will remain for at least 3 days before getting stale, or you could try storing it in the fridge.

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  • Sick bastard

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  • It's normal, I like the smell of your farts also.

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  • hahah
    the one with the blanket is the best method ever
    you inhale big time

    we should be more natural regarding these kind of things
    it would be better and funnier

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  • CRIKEY !!! thats a bit yucky.......

    smell your own farts, dont eat em..

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  • OK, Fartlovers - here's a good way:

    When you've got a good farting session going, or you've just eaten beans and know one is on the way, take a bath. When you feel an aromatic expulsion coming on, get an empty bottle (might need a big one), fill it with water, then hold it upside down so the mouth (the wider the better) is directly over the 'source'.

    Now, when you fart, try and get as much to enter the bottle as possible - it will displace the water and float to the top (or bottom, in fact) of the bottle - where it will stay, pure and potent.

    Resist the urge to sniff at this point - you'll want to collect as many of the fragrant bumblows as you can, and ideally fill the entire bottle. Put the lid on the bottle while still underwater (leaving some water in the bottle won't matter). Then, do as you please - but beware, it'll be extra-strong as it won't have been contaminated by fresh air, as most farts sadly are.

    Own fart enjoying is normal, clearly - but I can't imagine why. Following the instructions on this post, however... Not so normal, but fun!

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  • can you marry farts?

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  • Ok i like to do that too, i thought that i was some kind of freak and i was gonna stop, but other people do it too, i wouldnt go as far as to put it in a bottle thats kinda nasty, but i like it sometimes.

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    • I am currently laying in my bed watching TV and continuously letting them rip and then burying my head under the covers. I soon began to think to myself...'Is this goofy? Am I strange or a one of a kind?'...So I decided to google I love smelling my own farts. Before I could finish typing Smelling, the entire entry popped up! I was pleasantly suprised to find out that its a common thing. I normally do laugh at the stanky stench exiting my rear, but on an occasion I make the statement outloud, "Something has GOT to be dead up there" Couples of tips to close out this post...Let some go in the hot shower, they linger and add some amuzement to an early morning shower. Also, drink about a twelve pack of Shmidt beer and you'll be able to amuze yourself for weeks or crop dust unexpecting innocents at the mall, park, work, or school!

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  • I love the smell of my farts too, its delicious!

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    • I love the smell of my own farts too. Sometimes I will eat things on purpose that I know for a fact will give me bad gas.

      Usually the louder they are the less they smell, but not always. I got up one morning after drinking beer and eating white castles all night, and I had left over chili for lunch that day too! I let out a fart the next morning that must have lasted for a full 45 seconds. It was warm and slightly damp kind, but very loud. I instantly started to sniff.

      MY GOD what a wonderful aroma. It was purely putrid. The only way I can describe the horrific coma inducing smell was like rotten eggs, dead fish, a molded onion and burning human hair....all mixed together.

      I kid you not, this fart lingered for over an hour as I kept going back into the room to enjoy the stink.

      I have tried to duplicate that smell again to no avail. I'd give anything to relish an assplosion like that again!

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      • There are people walking past my house (I have the windows open) laughing at me laughing at this. HUH-larious... that was the funniest thing ever

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  • Hell yea. Sometimes you can even predict the smell

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  • would you believe that i found this site while looking up wine? Anyway, the best is when you smell it before anyone else and have a chance to lock the windows in the car. Indeed i can make myself sick sometimes but 90% are amazing. Wife hates em and threatens a divorce every time.

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  • U should see doctor Phil...

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  • Some of my weirder-smelling farts: asphalt and chives

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  • My farts smell like route 95 road kill!!!!

    not exaggerating

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  • Normal for most people,
    I actually give my farts ratings,
    for Smell,
    Volume(Length/Sound)
    and Originallity(this one varies)
    When the smell stops bothering you
    due to burning of eyes and other irritations, I add a BioHazzard factor,
    but it's a rare occasion.

    Thing is, a rather wondrous event occured the other day.
    I had some Pork Chops made in the oven,with an interesting mix of Thai Sweet Chilli and Burrito Seasoning.
    After the porkgasmic feast,
    The farts I let didn't quite smell like farts,
    In fact, it was almost like the smell of the food I ate came out almost intact, if not better.
    I wouldn't mess with the fudge-like by-product thought.
    That's bordering with koprolagnia I'd say.
    so yeah...
    what was i talking about?

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  • Actually, the chemicals inside of a fart actually cause you to 'get high' which is why humans like it, I honestly find them disgusting.

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    • No wonder everytime me and my friends laugh til we die when someone farts!! HAHAHA XD

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  • That is kind of gross, but funny!

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  • not too seem like a weirdo but its tru it dose smell good lol
    its REAAAALLLLLY nastey smelling others but it seems like mines one of a kinda no joke lol

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  • I just want to say that Im a chick and I love smelling my own farts! Its not just a guy thing. I don't like getting caught smelling them though haha. I love the smell of my own s*** too. I mostly love farting whilst im in the bath and the smell gets trapped in bubbles and you can burst them when your ready to enjoy the smell. I also hate it when you cupcake a fart and it doesn't even smell... that is very depressing

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    • I am a chick too, and I LOVE smelling my own farts!! Especially me and my friends, we get a plastic water bottle, and when we have to fart we go into the bathroom, pull down our pants, open the bottle, then fart into the bottle!!! Then quickly we close it and wait for the next person. After a bunch of farts, we open the bottle and smell the wonderful-awfulness!!!! HAHA!!

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  • Wanted to cite something original, but looks like the whole subject has been covered. Oh, well. Happy farts!

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  • I FRIGGING LOVE YOU GUYS. I'm sitting over here crying my ass off. My faith in humanity is restored.

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  • My family have a property it's all bush land, anyway 1 time we were driving down to the creak and I said to everyone better wind your windows up there's a dead roo up hear and they did and I let out a silent but deadly fart!! And deadly it was !!!!!

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  • Everone likes the smell of their own farts, your fine.

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  • I love my fart smell except sometiems wen i eat eggs. Then it smells bad.

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    • Are you kidding!!?? I LOVE the horrible smell of rotten eggs after I eat hard-boiled eggs (:

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  • For this reason I always carry with me a grocery bag neatly folded in my wallet. In a store, when that big voluminous fart is building up and I feel the but plug shifting I scurry into the restroom and quickly pull that bag out and pull down my pants and attach the opening of the grocery bag to the butt and keep waiting for the butt plug to let go. There is a feeling of completion and joy in waiting. Then I bring the bag up to my mouth and inhale deeply. I'm the happiest when I pass out. This becomes much easier to handle when I'm at home, of course. At friends I excuse myself and scurry to their bathroom. I have understood this is a more common than one thinks. Once at Wal-Mart I heard a guy in the stall next to me inhale deeply from a plastic bag and there had been a powerful discharge of fart prior to that. But I wasn't impressed.

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  • when i was a young, me and my sister would fart in a toilet paper and smell it lol! we once put the toilet paper on my grandmothers face and she was shocked lol try it! xD the stinking smell would stick to the toilet paper

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  • No one hate his fart smell i mean we all fart and smell our farts especially when it have sharp voice and its own flavor ..

    its 100% normal

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  • Read this out of curiosity.
    As someone with a very non-sensitive nose, I usually can't smell farts at all, so I can't give an opinion.
    But, holy shit man. I can't stop laughing at what everyone is posting xD

    It is normal. It's not my thing, but whatever floats your boat.

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  • I once farted on my palm.Palm was pressed tight against my ass crack. I farted really hard and long.And then I saw a Small brown ring on my palm. It was like seeing an angel. It smelled great too. My bro applauded me.He said " Bro,You are GOD"

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  • I <3 this one!!
    I literally LOL'd in the toilet while doin the deed.. I farted too.

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  • Do you drive a hybrid?

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  • What's the world coming to and why did this get so many comments?

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  • "Do you think it's normal?"

    I... I dont know... this blow my mind.

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  • What the hell..

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  • Pussycats all of you. The singular appropriate way to savour one's f l a t u s is contort oneself until nose reaches anus and freebase the emergent ' o l o u r '. If you're so porkbound you can't manage this elementary manouvre your gas is probably just as worthless..

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  • sometimes my farts smell like green peppers

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  • I like to Dutch Oven my girlfriend in bed!

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  • Well...I also like the SOUND of my own farts. Some I find hilarious. So much so, that I can't help but record one on my phone if it feels like it's gonnna be a real long one or a right tuneful trombone squeak. Once I get a collection of them I edit them and create a fart montage. I'm even thinking of having one montage as a ringtone. When I need to let one rip at work I go to the toilet to let one go, the toilet acoustics give it a nice reverb finish. If I'm bored I'll email some of the good ones to my mate.

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  • OMG I am literally CRYING i am LAUGHING so fucking hard! We all do this! FUNNY but TRUE!!!

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  • Who doesn't (: I love the smell of ass and not just mine so your normal

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  • I love the smell of my own man stank.

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  • Dude me too....

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  • Never thought fart inhaling, an epic website and comments which are mostly filled with craziness would make me laugh so much! You are normal. I actually would prefer to smell my own fart than those perfumes or car freshners. The only sweet smells I like are melon and mango sap. Everything else is either putrid or is something being cooked.

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  • haha
    that is so normal
    own farts are always tasty

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  • LOL

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  • Hehehehe y'all a trip.

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  • lol.. funny.. this site is funny.. hehehe..

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  • To DIAPER_MOUTH20207....Dude! Ur funny as hell...if i werent a chic & actually had ass hair, i'd sooo try that shit. Bravo & A+ for creativity. Luv it!

    Latr,
    KELLY

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  • Rofl my god lol I was reading this in school and started laughing well lol thnx for making me laugh at my crotch while I did it to LOL

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  • Self smelling is all I have. I love it so much. The best time of all is when bare bummed. I cup it in my hands like you would hold a robin redbreast and then quickly get it to my nose, a handful of that lovely treasure transports me. My farts are a narcotic to me, I even eat them. Is this normal?

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  • yes its normal

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  • Yes i use my paw to sniff my farts, specially when ive had eggs or lots of veg.

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  • I love my own farts!!!i just farted as i'm writing this....there is the classic walk by best done in stores,grocery isles....then there is the grenade,thats when you cup your hand and fart into it and qucikly place on persons nose, they will pull back and inhale and get the taste the essence...and finally the land-mine...when your ass actually is placed on a adjacent person and they feel the rumble as you let it rip!!! AND FINALLY HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORATE FART SAYINGS.If you can smell it you can taste it,,if you tasted it you ate it motherless fatherlesss, born without skin, spoke once in this world will never speak again

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  • The other method Iam aware of is the GI JOE Blanket method. This happens only durign the winter time. WHen ur sleeping and ur covering urself with a blue blanket, unleash the cold bomb into the air but please note that the gas is trapped in that blue blanket. Keep ur noses clean inorder to experience the Gas SAGA. Inhale it and u might go high. Its called the GI JOE BLUE BLANKET. You guys dont need marijuana...try ur own fart. KUSU!!

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  • i love the rolling dutch oven. unlike the normal dutch oven when you fart under the covers and trap that sweet smell under the covers for you and sometimes family members, its in your car. i find my toyota tundra is the best because its only a 2 seater and seems to fill up the cabin quicker. nothing like driving around town enjoying the roasted garlic,onions and eggs smell out of your ass from the night before.

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  • I ask people to fart in my face so that i can know what theyve been eating, when there last poop was, and if they get enough fibre

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  • Ok so the best way I have found to transport the fresh smell of a fart to your nostrils is also quite amusing. When I have REALLY BAD GAS, i get some GOOD bubble gum chewed up. Then, i take of my pants and aim my naked ass up in the air. I pancake my wad of bubble gum and adhere it to all the but hairs around my anus. Then I have blastoff. I make a baloon. Now, most people only get to enjoy a fart with 2 senses, maybe even 3 if they are lucky. Not me. I get all 5. I can see my fart, smell my fart, taste it when I rechew the gum, hear the fart rip real fierce like, and touch it via baloon. It was my sheer genius that discovered this. If you really dig on farts and have a flatuence fascination, I suggest using my fart ballon method. Just imagine, you can flavor the wet fart to match whatever you choose to chew. Its quite exciting. You havent lived till you stuck a fart in your mouth and popped it out your nostrils. Its the inverted, "inverted sniff" Enjoy!

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  • I waft my own farts up my nose too. I dunno why but most of the time they are quite eggy. Other times they smell like burnt matches oddly enough.

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  • omg thats hillarious!! but no, not normal.

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  • Once when my mom and sister were in a restroom, (we were driving on a trip to some place, and just took a break) but they were in the restroom when suddenly some other lady farted. My mom said, (thinking it was my sister)- "How do you spell relief??!! F-A-R-T!!!!!!!!" When my mom and sister got back into the car my sister said, "Mom, I hope you know that wasn't me that farted in there, it was an old lady!!!" HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! XD

    The best thing is, when you have a group of friends, and you have an empty water bottle, and when you need to fart you go into the bathroom, take off your pants and udies, stick the bottle up to your butt, fart, then you hurry and close the bottle. Take turns farting, then when all of you have farted enough, take the bottle, open it, and smell the wonderful horribleness!!!!!!!! (:

    I love it when you fart, and when you smell it, you can taste it!! :D

    A very funny thing is- when you are with a group of friends, you wait until the perfect time when somebody else is talking, and you let a big huge rumbly one rip!!!!!!! Everyone starts busting up lauging!!!!!!! XD

    Try this, it is hilarious-
    When you go to the store, you plug your butt when you need to fart. And you hold it in the whole time until the last aisle you need to go to, you walk past someone and let it rip!! It smells HORRIBLE!!!!!!!! That person will permanently hate your for LIFE!!!!!!!

    I love how my farts are the best in the family- My dads are HUGE and RuMbLy, yet they don't smell like anything. My moms are ALWAYS S.B.D's and smell HORRIBLE (silent but deadly's). And my siblings NEVER smell like ANYTHING!!!!!! But mine are kinda quiet and kinda rumbly and smell WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!! XD LOL

    LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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  • My farts smell like roses.

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  • Drink pepsi or coke and do not know what to do with the empty bottle???

    Upset??
    Fear not!!
    Iam here.
    Send me those empty bottles and il keep filling them with my fart. You will love it.

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  • I had this mate I hung around whilst still at school everytime I
    Needed to fart he would honestly want to smell it so I'd down my pants and spray his face with wet stinking goodness I'd then smell his face to find out how great my fart actually was

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  • rotflmao...this shit is funny (emberaced) i like my farts. lol!

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  • Dude youre not driving hybrid are you

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  • I've been farting all night long. My Ma just came down from the floor above to see what the 'disgusting smell' was. Mission success!

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  • I know this is a discussion about smelling farts, but I just had to share this... I discovered this when I rented my very first place, an old house with bare wood floors.

    Recipe for an Epic Fart!

    If you have friends or family members that go back n forth trying to out-do each others farts, I would like to share with you my secret move. They would find it very difficult to out-do you on this one. This ONLY works on old wood floors. Sit on the floor with your legs flat out in front of you, but feet spread about 2 1/2 feet apart. Curve your back like a c, kinda reach for your toes. Make sure you are facing your friend. Your entire body and floor combined will act like an amphitheater, magnifying the would-be average fart into a roaring ass demon. The old wood floor also helps boost the bass in way that gives the effect of marbles being spilled onto the floor from a great height. This move will enhance even the daintiest of farts.
    If you are too stuck up for fart humor, you are missing out... I feel proud in knowing that the next time you are standing on an old bare wood floor, you will be thinking about what I said o.O

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  • Ok, I have NO FREAKING CLUE how I ended up on this website, but these stories are killing me. I'm crying out of my nose from laughing so much... I had to share my own...

    Normally my farts don't bother me at all. I don't LOVE them like some people say they do, but we get along just fine. One night, I was breast feeding my newborn. They say babies can't tell good from bad smells until they are around potty training age... The way I had her positioned for feeding, left her very vulnerable to my fart. I had to so bad, and I thought she wouldn't know any better so I let one rip. It was one of those you KNOW is going to smell, because your guts start to feel hot when it's building up. It had a lot of humidity too... it was like my fart was sweating. It smelled SO bad I started fanning it away. I look down at my daughter and all the sudden she turns her head to the side and gagged. She wasn't gagging on milk or anything... she just laid there looking up at me, and then gagged again as soon as she caught her breath... she ended up spitting up all over me. Poor little thing, we had to leave the room X(

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    • Oh and another time... When I was a teenager, I came home from work (my first job). I was pretty hungry, and when I walked in the house I smelled the wonderful aroma of corn dogs in the oven. I asked my mom if they were almost done because the smell was making me so hungry my stomach felt like it was eating itself. She asked me "Is what almost done?" I looked in the oven and it wasn't even on. There was nothing in there. Then she farted again right in front of me and the smell got STRONGER! It was freaking me out because it STILL SMELLED GOOD!I couldn't look my mother in the face. I felt so ashamed. I went to the bathroom to pee, and when I peed I let out a nice hot fart, and it smelled JUST LIKE A CORNDOG. I swear, that was such a weird fucking day o.O

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  • Welcome to the bunghole, we got farts that stank!
    Hi all and I also enjoy the luxuries of a well constructed toot.
    I like waking up in the morning next to my girlfriend and point my ass next to her and slowly let a butt genie wisp out into the comforter we share. There was a time that we experimented farting in our bed and not washing the bedding for a month. It had that fermented garlic and onion scent stuck to them. It was soo blissful! One thing that was really burnt in my mind was a hot summer morning after we did some sexing in the bedding, I got up and turned towards her face, tightened my sphincter and released the loudest smelliest butt-juice laden fart ive ever witnessed. She was soo awestruck that about a month later, she agreed to marry me :D ah good times good times

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  • WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PAGE?!!!!!! LOLOLOLOOLOOOLOL

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  • The smell of farts are addicting. Sometimes I take my panties off and wear them on my face. That way to smell both the front and the back. I look like a surgeon about to do surgery.

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  • I call bathtub farts blobos.

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  • So do I :) I also love the smell of sweat within my belly button but then again, I am quite big lol.

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  • what the actually fuck hahahahahahahah!! XD XD made ma laugh so hard

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  • We have fart wars on the oil rig.so to maximize the stink level i hold turds in when i have to crap(we call that crowning or guilty pleasures) because when you push farts through poop they smell the worst and they linger forever! We also throw a piece sign up with our hand and say" dueces"every time we fart. Its really catching on lol. But one time the company man from hess entered our trailer,farted and threw up piece signs with both hands. He said that was called the richard nixon. We all laughed .the swamp vapor from his toothless wonder hit our nostrils. It smelled like a combination of wet dog and Whoopi golbergs armpits. Now our fart games have evolved into what we now call freestyle farting.i will jump up and do a spin mid air while i fart. Or jump off the loader and do a mid air ankle grab with one hand and throw up my dueces with the other.lol.were constantly trying to one up each other.my buddy does a hand stand spreads his legs and cuts a nasty air biscuit. Dueces!

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  • I agree, its normal. When I'm nursing an especially hideous brew and its a callin I stride for my room, dart under the covers, squat down until my ass is 3 inches from my face and deal out a generous batch of gutsy, wet, eye watering nostril sizzlers clam baking that duvet til its a mellow yellow. Delirious, Il slump back against the wall, passive after a heavy dose of humid wonder. Red-eyed, weary, crying and a little bewildered il collect myself until im ready to face the real world again, just another day. X

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  • Dear god you guys. I registered so i could post a comment here. Ive seen a lot of hilarious fart related questions on this website but reading through these comments has truly made my day, you have no idea.
    Im the shyest person ever, and the only person i feel truly comfortable farting around is my little sister. She says that when you fart under the sheets and leave it there, its trapped like a tuna can. We have a lot of inside jokes about farting. She asked when her first fart was when she was a baby. Fart jokes are part of what make our sister relationship so special. i never want to smell her farts though, or anyone elses for the record.
    another thing, they say that when you get married," you will inevitably smell you partners farts, otherwise sleep alone."

    Anyway thank you all for making my day :)

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  • I stumbled across this post and Found it hilarious. I can't believe no one has described any sharts. I am not a lover of fart sniffing nor do I enjoy smelling them. I do enjoy letting out a nasty greaser in someones from time to time though. My favorites are ones that peel the paint off the walls. The best ones are when I let out a a silent lingerer. The warm ones tend to be the worst. I used to enjoy blasting out my farts with as much back pressure as I could push but it seems like I no longer can control if it is going to be a good nasty fart or the famous shart we all dread. I hate starting but boy do you get a good reaction when someone hears you shart. Their reactions are priceless. God is great. Thank you for we fart, and shart. To all you sick mo fo's out there keep up the funny post. I would have laughed my ass off but I need it to light up many more rooms with deadly gas.

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  • I thought I was the only one

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  • Normal I do too !

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  • I like to fart but sometime the smell is so bad I just pass out when the smell reaches my nose

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  • LMAO!

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  • Man, I love lighting mine with a match. True methane gas. There is absolutely, positively, for sure, without a doubt NOTHING in creation like the smell of a lit fart.

    Webster didn't invent a word that can explain...

    James Brown came about the closest..."GOOD GAWD"!!

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  • Your known as a fart inhaler... been there done that

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  • Hey guys. Iam brownring and I have mastered the art of smelling my own fart.lol

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  • keep it up

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  • OK ummmmmmm i've read some of these comments and there a little extreme......too extreme. Like the guy who carrys a bag around to fart in and smell it WTF but You are not alone I also like the smell of my farts. IDK why and i cant explain it but my farts dont bother me. Others farts definetly smell horrible. Another comment that bothered me is the guy who apparently waits for people to take dumps in port-o-potties and go in when there done to smell the shit fumes......thats straight up gross.

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  • HILARIOUS!!!

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  • If you think this is sick, you are obviously lying that you don't like the smell of your farts!

    wanna get really sick? who has pooped on somebody?

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  • awesome!!!!!!! i hotbox myself all the time,

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  • The best ones smell like fireworks, but you need to work hard to create them. Usually the product of unusual food, such as Indian extra hot prawn vindaloo, the trick is not to release them immediately. You should hold them in until they congregate together in a really large one and 'stampede the door' as it were.

    I've known farts like this disrupt business meetings for up to 10 minutes.

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      I read this at a break in a meeting and pictured it happening in the room i was in and almost couldnt pull it back together...

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  • I'm sitting in a coffee house right now and I just produced a small fart and the guy down wind from me can't stop huffing it up his nostrils.

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  • Sometimes I enjoy stick my middle and index fingers up my ass right before I fart then immediately insert them into my nose, not the greatest smell but I like it.

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  • Do u own a prius?

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  • Same Iv always loved my farts Id let them rip anywhere anytime and sniff them up well everyone would plug there nose and run off D: I dont know why tho

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  • If u fart alot u get used 2 the smell
    Wen u get used 2 smells. U start 2 lyk them

    Its normal

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  • Haha funny, but gross.. I think that ALL farts smell, including mine... :/ how funny haha

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  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  • eheheh >:]

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  • Ever tried sticking ur finger on your butt hole and rub it under your nose. DAMN smell the aroma and essence. what makes it even better is it lasts for hours u just need to laydown and relax and smell the essence of the holy gas.

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  • Yea it is I fart in my hand the smell few sec later,

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  • i was watching a video the other day and saw a japanese girl farting in another girls face. it was a rice crispies fart(a snap,crackle and pop).these guys are sickos but i love it. if they can bag up used panties and sell them i wonder if they could package a fart up in a jar or something and sell it. i would be the first to buy it, imagine that smell with the raw fish,seaweed,soy sauce and rice. yummy:)!

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  • I like farting on food, For example, when you're bare-assed stick a digestive biscuit as far as you can but don't get shit on it! and let out the biggest wettest smelliest fart on the poor biscuit, then put it in your gob. when you inhale you can taste it mmmmm

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  • Ok. Good comments. Have any of you ever scratched your ass and had it sort of soak through to your fingers? I think that smells good part of the time, the other part smells like my cat's which is PUUKE. But I still risk it...! GREAT smell.

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  • dude i saw a fart and it was invisable so that means that im crazy!!!hahahahaha ha

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  • that is sick

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  • OMG...haven't laughed so hard for ages...just remembering some of these posts starts me off again...i'm always farting and the Mrs hates it...the Dutch oven is method of choice...best is that we have a fan in the bedroom, and just when she thinks its safe to breathe again that shit just keeps on wafting...A+ if she's eating at the time. Classic!

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  • Hahahahahhahahha, here's a new Question . Is it normal that I'm the only one that's gonna throw up ? ( like if u agree )

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  • I like the delicate odour of the burning wick of a Molotov cocktail. Farts? No.

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  • This is the bestestest thread on the whole site.

    My wife thinks farts and fart jokes aren't funny (unless you're 11 years old). Boy! Is she wrong...

    My brother once farted into a glass and held it over my nose. I nearly passed out.

    I was once in a home-improvement store with displays of kitchens, etc. I farted in one of the fridges and then hung around for some unlucky window shopper. Heh! Admittedly, I was much younger then...

    Farts are awesome, and I love mine the best. Eggs are my thing (boiled even better). I can loose that egginess all over the place! I wouldn't even be surprised to find that there is some evolutionary reason why we taste and enjoy our own gaseous emissions. Is there an anthropologist in the house?

    I didn't enjoy getting into the farty elevator at work the other day though. Some people are just sick.

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  • Its just fine

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  • I laughed about 10 minutes just for laughing at that! Is that normal

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  • Thank GOD I found this forum HAHA, its like my shameful little secret hahaha.. anyway some of you may like this...
    The last few weeks my farts have been smelling SO bad, the worst possibly ever, so rotten, almost burning into the pants... I was watching a film with my boyfriend earlier and kept having to hold my gas in, thinking I could get away with letting out tiny ones so he wouldn't norice, but the gas was just building up, so eventually I just ran to the bathroom and erupted all the stinky gas, and WTF - it smelled like weed! I've never smoked it before, but i know the smell... anyway it was pure discusting but delicous! My stomach has been churning all evening and its weirdly exciting when you think its preparing to make a stinker! haha. My farts are so lethal at the moment... I recorded a fart into my phone earlier and the phone smelled like it too... I was laughing so much at the previous comments, farts are so simple but so devilishly funny... I love dropping a nasty and waiting for other people to find out and pretending i'm an unsuspecting victim too!

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  • Man, scrolling down to make a comment on here was a pain (using an iPad). But that's not why I'm here. I just have to say, I think the king of fart is one that smells slightly like rotten eggs, but not a potent.

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    • I love those :) Especially done by a attractive girl... Yeah I know I'm a weirdo but I can't help it :(

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  • yuk ur wierd

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  • ok first ewww!
    @malaboyrippah
    and
    @fartyr
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    @eggywhiff
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    @safetyfoot
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    @dutchoven15
    u r all disgusting but i should be used to it my 5 year old twin brothers have farted, peed, pooped, and burped on my face, on me, or in my mouth and it smells like theyve been farting for hours nonstop and we share a room and bathroom but my older brother doesnt help he does THE EXACT SAME THING and i share a room and bathroom with him too and my parents just laugh non stop so one day my brothers colin-5 jake-5 and cameron-13 burped the abcs and farted at the same time and blew and fanned the smell in my face! gross!

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  • That's so weird, I thought I was the only one! XD

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  • your so nasty

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  • That's some gross stuff.

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  • what the f*** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • It's normal! I do it too man!

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  • I loveee the smell of farts. I masturbate whilst smelling my farts sometimes. I also like standing near pregnant people on the subway. Because preggers usually have the farts. And I smell them, then go to work and remember the fart and jack off.

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  • im so suprise that u like to do what i liked to do when i was small.....

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  • When i fart after eating intense veggies, raw juice, smoothies, i am amazed my pants and underwear dont just jump the hell off of me and run away

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  • Eww! Nasty

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  • Guilty! Haha. I also like to assault people with my farts.. In a closed car....>.>

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  • Um.... LOL LMBO

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  • (big sniff)
    MINTY!!!!!!!

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  • Ewwie! that is NOT normal! its normal to smell it when your walking around but to wave it with your hand to get a full odor is just PLAINNN nastai! Thats just eww.... (My 5 year old brother laughed tho. Cause he lil.) But even i dont do that.... I mean, everybody farts but they dont purpose to wave the smell in the direction of their face! blehh that is totally gross and SOOO not normal! maybe you need to see a doctor? so he can explain to you why your reacting that way when farts are naturally stinky.... And if yours smell like flowers you might need to check your medical conditions.... Not to be rude but it might come out rude anyway, but thats just plain retarded. If you were 2, it would be cute.... But i dont think you are 2 because then you wouldnt be using a computer cause you wouldnt know how to use it! LOL!!!

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  • @: EGGWHIFF
    That's the most funniest thing I ever heard,HAHAHAHAHAHA
    THAT MADE MY NIGHT;)!!

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  • i was once trying to take a dump in a portable toilet at a rock concert- i could fart- but couldnt poo - no matter how hard i pushed i couldnt dump - i felt like a chump, a loser- id been a failure all my life, and now i couldnt even shit right...all the people outside had made me really self conscious too.
    long story short i forced out a turd that looked like king kongs finger -and it felt FUCKING GREAT!..i then let rip and left feeling like a winner.

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  • Everyone does, whether they like to admit it or not. It's absolutely vulgar, disgusting, off-putting, and delicious.

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  • HAHAHA I love this so much. Reminds me of South Park

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  • Hells yeah, I buttercup option myself all the time, solo dutch oven myself when I'm in bed Shizzz Goood.

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  • oh todayz world, are you crazy guyz? lmmao

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  • This is funny and very gross at the same time. Why? Well, because farts are basically molecular poop.. So people that enjoy smelling farts, in a sense, like to eat shit!

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  • Are you the kind a gal who farts in glass jars and saves them for later? Hahaha!!

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  • i store mine under the blanket at night so i can venture underneath to the pleasure of my own fart

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  • I,ve been ripping beers and candy for few days. Needless to say my farts are horrid at present, went to a party tonight and let one creep out unintentionally around a group and once everyone caught its presence they scurried like rats. Secretly i was caught in pure bliss.

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  • I love my farts but better than that I like to scratch my assholeend and smell my fingers.it smells like good cheese

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  • well if you like it then keep on doing it.

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  • Whatever floats your boat as i say, Personally i don't do it but i'd search up if it's harmful or not seems it out of your rear end.. just thinking that the bacteria may be airbourne...

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  • i like to fart,cup it in my hand,bring it to my nose,smell it,then stare at other peoples ass. is that normal?

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  • car seats will soak in eggys and diesels very well. just pull over but make sure u turn on your emergency blinkers,and bury your face in your car seat. if the cop asks why are your emergency signals on just tell him you didnt want that aroma to get away!

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  • cudjie whifer

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  • sometimes i fart in a jar to save it for later except once my mom found it and opened it and she died

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  • My husband likes to let them rip in the car and "baste" (as he calls it) in his own smell AND also waves it up to his face to get a better wiff.

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  • THATS SICK !

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  • I like to waft them up to my nose whilst under the duvet in bed...... mmmmmmm Lmao

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  • that's disgusting

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  • What I like to do is fart in the toilet and let my ass prevent precious fart from escaping. Then when I think it's juuuuuust right, I get down on my knees, throw my head in the bowl and take that shit to the dome!!

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  • I love it when old guys fart and its juicy ad wet and I want to lick the diarrhea off of their wrinkly bum but I don't get to :(

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    • thanks, your comment made me throw up the lunch! disgusting!!!

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  • well sometimes after drinking a lot of beer my farts smell like beer so i smell them and become drunk. remember drink underage and always drink and drive. o yeah and get drunk off ur own farts.

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  • I love how there are other people that do this! I love to smell my own farts, it's great. Whenever I have one brewin, I frantically get my hand ready so I can cup it and inhale the magnificent smell once it comes out. Also, I recall one time while I was peeing (I felt like sitting on the toilet because I wanted to check my phone) and I farted a few times. Once I got up, I smelled the aroma and oh my god it smelled great, it smelled EXACTLY like Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup! The toilet bowl does a great job of keeping that wonderful gas in, because the fat from your bum cheeks perfectly seals the air in, like a sort of vacuum.

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  • When you pass wind, there are molecules of fecal matter which leak into a room which people breath in. Technically, people have eaten your shit before

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  • I like the smell of my vomit-that's sort of the same thing...

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  • How normal...-_-

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  • I do that too. Sometimes I feel kind of disgusted that I do that, because I hate hearing other people farting next to me, but I like it.

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  • It's not normal and gross but you can't hate the smell.. I mean I don't fan it to my nose like you but sometimes I inhale. Lol. It's weird though..

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  • Standard.

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  • me to lol

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  • Hu Hu Hu....Oh man that is the best thing in the world to do is smell a fart. One good thing to do is go to a construction site that has alot of Port-A-Johns and just wait for some guy to go in there and take a dump then as soon as he leves, go in the Port-A-John and lock the dore and just enjoy the smell. It is the best high you will ever get in your life, trust me I know!

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  • I just cup a fart to my nose but it didn't smell. :(

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  • What fucken sickos

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  • Ew...

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  • Not everyone loves the smell of their own farts... i dont.

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  • That is not normal - at all!

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  • I threw up that's gross whenever I fart I want to make sure it's away from me!!!!

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  • uggh..... feeling like to vomit ... :/ i try to run away from the place as soon as possible where ever i fart :p

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  • i m crying :(

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  • Nastyyyyy

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  • well i dont waft the smell up to me, but yeah. i do enjoy the smell of my own.

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  • Well first of all i wanna say that I fucking love my own farts smell and the one guy who wrote the more stinker the better itsd true... i cant stand anyone else but i love mine. Also both my friend and i like to pick our butts and smell it. Someonetimes we will smell eachothers fingers and one time i even puked i find his smells like curry and mine just smells like cheese. I even sometimes scratch my butt hole and smear it under my nose so i can get a lasting dose. And the furthur up you go the more potent the smell. I like it when its most intense its almost fucking orgazmic. Now at first my friend and i didnt know we both had this obsession for a matter of fact we both made fun of another friend but now we do it together and its fucking awesome we will even compare the smell to see whos is better and stronger

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    • that's funny stinkfinger and gross why would you sniff your friends corn-hole or your own ass i tried it once and my back went out and i was stuck in the face to ass position for a whole week no mo ass sniffin for me

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    • your a real asshole literally sticking your finger up your ass if you like sticking your finger up your ass don't talk about its so gross especially smelling your friends fart and poop and your own its normal to smell your farts not normal to smell your friends fart and poop and frankly smelling your fart and your friends poop, your poop, friends fart, your fart is so gross. period!

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      • Well, sorry, but you're apparently 'statistically' in the minority. about 60% of men are into this in one form or other.

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    • Your fucked up... Actually most of u on here are...

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  • Hahaha youre not the only one!

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  • I love smelling fart as well, farts smell like roast beef.

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  • Lmfao 😂 wow. But no that's nasty not normal.

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  • Yes, I like the smell of my own brand ahahahahah.

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  • Ahahahahhaha

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  • I don't even think that people necessarily like the smell of their own farts but they like letting the gas out of their system because holding it all in is uncomfortable. Letting the gas out bring the #2 closer to the rectum from where it is eventually expelled.

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  • thats gross

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  • I always try to catch my fart in hands, and it really feels good to smell these.once i released my hand containing my fart in front of nose of my brother and i laughed on his expressions for hours. Also once I tried my fart on a half dead mosquito after eating chicken and it really worked .. mosq was fully dead.

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  • Hahaha funny :))

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  • Do you have a fecal fetish too? Sorry, that's just kind of creepy!

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  • When I was a kid I used to fart in pringles cans and close them up and then give them to my brother to open. The fart would come out like one of those fake peanut snake cans!!!

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  • I suppose it's quite normal for guys, I mean, my farts smell divine. It's as if God himself farts through me

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  • Gross! Farts are nasty haha we all do them but to love your own ??

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  • You are so lucky I didn't die laughing at that or you would be sued $4,000,000

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  • Yeah! I LOVE the smell of my farts you're not alone hun!

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  • I do the exact same thing, I love the smell of my farts haha

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  • haha I don't "like" my own farts, but I noticed this 1 weird thing...it always smells like potatoes!?
    But the other people who fart (A LOT), like my dad, his also smells like potatoes but I DIE smelling it...but I never die smelling mine lol! It's just not as a bad smell for some reason.
    It reminds me of this tickling thing that if you're ticklish, when someone tickles you it's tickly but when you tickle yourself, you don't feel ticklish at all xD

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  • My sister does the exact same... but she's 10....

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  • I really miss the days if outrageous farting. Since I became a vegan, my gas smells more like potpourri and day old bread.

    What I would do to relive those precious moments of elevator terror. You know, those mornings when it's packed and you squeeze one out so you can have a smoother emptier ride. Or those plane trips that start out wrestling for the arm rest. One quick poot and the arm rest is yours.

    But as a vegan, with every gas spout, ppl just say my cologne smells unique.

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  • Errrm well I find the smell amusing, but not like so much that I obsess over it. I hate the smell of any one else's

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  • my farts dont smell

    but they make all sorts of wonderful noises.

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  • I like it too! always have! even when it smells so bad you can actually tase it!

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  • It's nice to know someone else feels the same way i do! well..lot's of people actually lol, i actually googled this to see if i was alone lol, but i guess i'm not so yay!

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  • um appearantly its normal but
    BLEHHHHHHH

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  • OMG then I think u like eating your own s**t...dont tell me that...............

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  • who doesn't like the smell of their own farts.

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  • Let me tell you a true story. It was during rainy season, heavy rains, potatoes in my stomach, and few days of bad stomach.. It all summed up to a serious human killer farts those were shooting out. My roomies lil brother came to our flat for some work, and he decided to stay till next few days. That night it was the worst night for that poor guy. As usual i gave away one killer fart, after few seconds he was like trying so hard to cover his nose and finally resulted in vomiting. He vomited like hell.. Such a dreadful night for him. Next day we were just talking after lunch and just the topic of last night came up, he again vomited just by recalling last night's incident. It was such a mixed scenario, i was laughing like hell but at the same time feeling bad about him.

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  • It's delicious

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  • Yes it's normal. I love smelling my own farts as well as smelling a woman's farts. I like to eat White Castle with baked beans and Taco Bell to give me horrible gas

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  • Eat lots of beans. Beans make you fart alot. I hope you do that in private!

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  • it does make me laugh when someone else smells it and is in discomfort because of it

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  • This is probably the most asked question on Is It Normal. Yes, it's normal!

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  • As long as you don't shit yourself it's normal to me hahahahaha

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  • are there any women in here. i like to know if they like their farts

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  • Anyone ever get those wet farts? You know the ones where you think its a fart thats about to come out only to realize that its a fart mixed with a little bit of wet doodoo and then have to go to the restroom to wipe your ass? I get those a lot. I hate them

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  • Okay that is really sick.....

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  • I loled but I do it sometimes xD i can STAND my farts (tried to smell it a few times out of curiousity) but I CANNOTTTTTTTTTTTT stand any particular odor of anyone else's! its disgusting. But mine............ i know, im very weird....

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  • i cant stand other peoples farts, but i love my own stinky stench, but i seem to have bad luck following through alot,one night while my wife was vacuming our new carpet, i ran out of the shower in the nude, and lifted one leg up to give her my skunky scent, but as i let rip a spray of shit ran down my leg and onto the carpet, she was furious, :( there have been other times when doing martial arts, i have been doing forms in front of the whole class, and go to do a high turning kick and accidently let out the loudest fart, now that is embarrasing, but i really love doing a real stinker in department stores and walking off, and then watching peoples face expressions as they walk into it, hahahaha,

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  • EEEEWWWWWW! Just EWWWW! :D

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  • oi! You lot are sick fuckers... get a life you ugly bastards!!!!! p.s. i like u... do me up the bum!!!!!

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  • It's not crack so don't sniff it

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  • The ones that come out with a lot of heat and are silent are the best ones to smell. When I finally do have that great satisfying fart, I like to pull my knees up to my chest and then stretch my shirt over my knees and down under my feet. Lol. And then stick my head through the hole of the shirt and enjoy the gasleak in that small confined space of my shirt. I always laugh at myself because I love my farts. Its like an addiction, I smell them everytime I fart.

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  • i feel so much better after reading this all comments. I feel like i'm not alone, but more like a part of something. Seriously, you guys are hillarious! Love ya'll xD

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  • I do that too! Also, if I let one rip under the covers, I shake the covers so the fart wafts up towards my face!

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  • I do this too, especially when I'm really depressed or nervous. I think it's so funny how humans like to pretend they don't fart, don't have nasty shits etc. We spend so much time denying our bodily functions and habits it's ridiculous. I wish more people were honest like all of you, our world wouldn't be such a sick place.

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  • That's not normal dude :DD

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  • You are a patato

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  • Ok. I love the smell of my fart and my poo!
    so what i did is that i had a fart brewing just like a cuppa, and i farted so hard i shat myself. I was sat on my bed and i was lying in lumpy, smelly shit. But it was the best smell on the planet.
    My mom then walked in my room and i was too embarrased to get up so i scopped it up with my hands and threw it out the window, wich landed on my dog:(!
    My poo smelt so great,i decided to eat it.So one day i went to the tiolet and catched my poo in my hands and i ate it. It tasted like chicken!
    Is this normal?

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  • The best one ever for me are first thing in the morning on Mondays b4 truck and during truck haha. So im waiting to put the food away when out of nowhere I let it rip its so bad that it makes the job go on stop for 10 mins that's even with both freezer doors open haha. And even better is when u can fart out side and it lingerie's for 15 mins just out side. So I don't know if that's a good thing that im proud to own those farts and smell them or a shamed.

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  • I love my delicious eggy farts.

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  • Save Gas, Fart in a Jar

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  • god I love that smell

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  • "My beef is strong"!

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  • You think politicians smell their own farts???

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  • yes..way better then 2 smell your brother's

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  • Diaper mouth is messed up!

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  • yes, it totally normal. everybody does that right? (sarcasm)

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  • I dont like the smell of my own farts on this damn Atkins diet... yuck!!!

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  • That's sooooooooooooo gross!!!

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  • Well maybe all of your farts smell good because when i fart...i sprint away from the shit ghosts!

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  • OK, so you're in bed and you just got done doing the doo... you feel one coming on and you're unsure how bad it will smell...what do you do? I stuck my butt out the covers last night and let it rip cause i thought that since i heard snoring... the smell was just retched. the snoring stopped... lol

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  • Wherever you are...Wherever you will be...Always let your air go free!

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  • I farted very loud 50 times a day and I am proud of it, it adds music to my boring life! lol

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  • LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Yeah, it's normal. I think. Depending on your age. I know alot of kids do it, I'm pretty sure I used to...but not anymore. LMFAO though...

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  • WTF YOU SICK MOFO!!! lolz

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  • thas nasstii

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  • Ew.

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  • Seriously......not normal you have to stop doing this!

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  • I don't mind smelling it but I love doing it sereously it feels sooooo good how that brown stuff just squeezes itself out of that 2" hole everyone has

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  • that's disgusting

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  • ew thats gross.

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  • I am soo right

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  • you guys are gross!

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  • what the hell thats just weirdd!!!

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  • wow.. i didnt realise how sick some people in this world really are.. :\ how old are you lot bout 40+ sniffing your own farts coz' your bored with your own boring lifes. :/

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  • you guys are sick!!

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  • I used to fart..

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  • that is so weird like 4 real who does that but if u like ur farts then fart it up

    *UR A WEIRDO*

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  • you are a liar

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  • Ur all faggots then....

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  • I think that's alil weird especially to all who said they think every1 likes to smell their own farts / but it's better then liking some1 elses farts lmao

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