I keep getting weirder
Hello. It's butt guy here. Remember? I put various things up my butt in an attempt to find my gspot.
I have given up on that.
Now I just do it out of habit. Currently I am experiencing what can best be described as a brain freeze in my ass.
I stuck an ice cube up my hole. After pooping out the cold liquefied corpse of what once was an ice cube, the symptoms started.
I just want to warn everybody about the dangers of assplay. It will lead you down a dark path from which you will never be able to get off. And hemorrhoids.