I just wanted to dive in.

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This past summer I kept getting these sudden compulsions to impale my face between a fat woman's sweaty butt cheeks. Never did of course. I'd be in jail right now if I did. But I wonder if any of you guys or gals have ever had the same sudden compulsions. Maybe it's normal? Glad summer is over.

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  • Captain_Flatulitis
    8 years ago

    I'd say normal, or at least normal enough. I enjoy fat people, they remind normal appetite'd people that life could always be worse.

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago

      Yes, but how do you feel about a good snart?

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    It's not a sudden compolttion for me, it's my favourite past time.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    yes o.o

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    • LittleGirlGaggedAndRaped
      8 years ago

      Long time so see. You recently missed some of the worst most annoying two day troll streak you ever known to man.

      Welcome back to the shit-hole.

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      • Arm0se
        8 years ago

        Yeah I took a little break. I won't be here as often as I used to, but I'll sill definitely be around.

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  • Hog
    8 years ago

    Are you fucking crazy or just sick? 99.9% of fat women's ass' smell like old ass shit stains. Most fatties can't reach around all that fat to wipe properly and their to fucking lazy to wash after a good shit of their precious meals. Trust me I've had several fatties and rule 101 is never, never, go anywhere near their septic drain holes unless your wanting to lose all your noise hairs and sense of smell!

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  • NakedStevesJigglyBits
    8 years ago

    Are you talking about the women with huge gelatinous ass cheeks that resemble squirrels wrestling in a sack while they walk? The answer is an absolute no!!!

    I keep picturing all that cellulite covered in prickly heat rash pimples, sweat, and maybe a few boils. And don't get me started on the chaffing.

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    • Shoot_a_fat_person
      8 years ago

      Oh my Steve, you sound as if you have some experience regarding this subject matter.

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      • NakedStevesJigglyBits
        8 years ago

        Yea, with yo mama.

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        • Captain_Flatulitis
          8 years ago

          Steve, you've been tossing some salads lately? Well you are full of shit, now you smell like it also.

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          • NakedStevesJigglyBits
            8 years ago

            Baseball card fall outta your spokes? Go ride your Schwinn ya retard.

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            • Captain_Flatulitis
              8 years ago

              Steve, we've been over this already. That is an offensive term.

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