I hear things people don't actually say

Sometimes, I hear people say what I really want them to say. (Like "hey I'm gonna roll up a joint")

Sometimes, I hear people say what I really fear them to say (Like "shit that dude's ugly")

And what they were saying wasn't that at all, and it didn't even sound close to it.

It can happen during a conversation I'm involved in, or when I overhear a couple of people talking.
How do I know I misheard the conversation? Well it has happened a couple of times with my best friends. I know exactly how they look like when they lie about something, and when I asked them to repeat what they were saying, it was obvious I imagined the content of their conversation.

I don't trust my ears anymore, which is a shame because I actually have a very good hearing.

Is it normal or am I mad or something?

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Comments ( 10 )
  • LordOfTheCheese

    You have the power, congratulations!

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  • Thanusual

    Wtf have you never heard of schizophrenia? It's so well known...

    But dw your version of it is very mild

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  • dweeb

    Well fuck, dweebs are often misunderstood. I don't want to be a victim of your imagination. Fuck that. Bye.

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  • EccentricWeird

    I love Taylor!

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  • shuggy-chan

    What am I thinking right now then?

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    • TotallyNotAMinor

      I don't know. I wish I was a mind reader.

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      • shuggy-chan

        Hint, It was about pizza

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        • TotallyNotAMinor

          Correct me if I'm wrong... were you thinking of pizza?

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          • shuggy-chan

            Holy fuck! How did you do that O_0

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  • Ratmanforelife

    Maybe you need to clean that gross filthy build up of wax in your ears. Do your friends tell you that your ears stink?

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