I have to beat off just before i go to work.

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That's because my female co worker is so fucking hot it becomes a kind of torture to sit or stand next to her all day. And I have a girlfriend who I have sex with 2 or 3 times a week. Is this sexual attraction normal for a 25 year old guy like me? My co worker has no idea that I am so hot for her. Not now. But I think I'll make a move on her soon. Could get me fired if she takes offense. But at this point I don't give a fuck. She's driving me nutty.

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  • chained_rage
    9 years ago

    How are you even able to hold a job in a modern society if you harbour the ideals and primitive nature of an incessant bush ape?

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    • Holzman_67
      9 years ago

      lol

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    You want to cheat on your girlfriend just because you found some hotter chick? I don't think you know what it means to be in a committed relationship. I think you have some serious growing up to do if you only see your "girlfriend" as a fuck buddy.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    I hope she reports your sorry ass to human resources for sexual harassment, you two timing pile of dung beetle infested dog shit!

    :-)

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    • Shroot
      9 years ago

      For being attracted to someone?

      He hasn't done anything yet.

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        If she doesn't like it, and he bothers and creeps her out it's sexual harassment. I never hesitate to report someone for making me uncomfortable in the workplace. I have a right to not be harassed and made to feel uncomfortable. Everyone, male or female has a right to not be harassed!

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        • morty092
          9 years ago

          So you would report somebody immediately and potentially ruin a life instead of first, I don't know, telling them you feel uncomfortable and asking them to back off? Not to say I don't think OP is a piece of shit for wanting to cheat on his girlfriend, but you are definitely on a similar level.

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          • RoseIsabella
            9 years ago

            I would tell them no when they hit on me first of course. No is a complete sentence. If I tell someone no and they continue that's harassment. If someone doesn't understand a simple, one word, two letter, on syllable answer that's their problem, not mine. I'm not responsible for the consequences of some else's bad behavior. How is it that animals and tiny children can understand a word and yet a full grown adult cannot?

            Or is it that they choose to ignore and not understand?

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        • ginsters101
          9 years ago

          Since OP says "My co worker has no idea that I am so hot for her." it would seem there is no harassment or 'creeping out' going on.

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          • RoseIsabella
            9 years ago

            We're only hearing one side of the story here.

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        It's not cheating if he bangs her in the ass. OP should find a way to make that work.

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        • johnho
          9 years ago

          Yea and oral sex isn't sex right?

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          • [Old Memory]
            9 years ago

            Is it considered cheating?

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            • johnho
              9 years ago

              I would consider it cheating yes.. It is a sex act, not like if you just wank off to porn>> Some would define that as cheating as well..

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  • Holzman_67
    9 years ago

    sure its normal to be attracted to others even when in a relationship. If you act on that, then you really shouldn't be in a relationship.

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  • CoolKid23
    9 years ago

    Go for it. Bang that little girl, man bang bang BANG!!!!!

    No. You have a girlfriend, so fuck you

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      ...and that, my friend, is why you're the, Cool Kid!

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  • Fall_leaves
    9 years ago

    You're a butthead if you act on this desire.

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  • ccal
    9 years ago

    Was normal until you said you wanted to cheat. being attracted to a girl and standing your ground is fine. but don't fuck with your girlfriends life

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  • borntobeme
    9 years ago

    First of all beating your meat before you go to work won't help at all. If you are actually in your early 20's you'll get another hard on in twenty minutes.
    Leave your coworker alone, just go into the restroom and jack off until, either she hits on you, which doesn't sound likely, or you go home. Perform your job, and take good care of your girlfriend.

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