I have fetish for laps

When I was a student I was with a bunch of guys around an arcade game machine. We had all had a bit (or a lot) to drink, and a guy who was a very out-and-proud, self-identifying gay invited me to sit in his lap, because there weren't enough seats. I thanked him and did so. Before I knew it, his hands were feeling up my buttocks.

That's the last time I entrust myself to the lap of a guy who says he's gay.

"Aye girl you can sit here im a FAG"

"...but theres empty seats everywhere"

I get the same feeling when I see a slender woman’s thighs. Very normal.