I hate babies- really, really hate them.

I don't like babies either and I'm not sorry. I've seen babies right out of the womb and they look like little aliens. Babies cause tension, fights and break up relationships. Also, I've noticed people that have children are some of the biggest show offs around. Typical parent - LOOK AT MY BABY. LOOK AT HOW AMAZING AND SMART AND CUTE MY BABY IS. MY BABY IS PERFECT AND CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG. I AM AWESOME AND MY BABY IS TOO. A couple with a baby - LOOK AT OUR BABY. LOOK AT HOW HAPPY WE ARE. WE ARE SO AMAZING AND SPECIAL BECAUSE WE HAD SEX AND MADE A BABY. A single parent - LOOK AT ME AND MY BABY. I AM SINGLE AND WORK AND RAISE A BABY TOO. I AM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I AM RAISING A CHILD AND HAVE NO ONE TO HELP. MY BABY IS MY WHOLE WORLD. MY BABY IS BETTER THAN GOD.

I have similar feelings. Babies are annoying, needy, smelly, little parasites and they only get worse when they stop being babies and start being adults and then go on to spawn more of themselves.

I fail to see why people view them as cute. They are still humans, just smaller and more stupid. If Verne Troyer stopped talking, started shitting himself, and crying all the time I doubt we'd feel the same for him as we do for babies.

I also hate when people change their voice and talk in that "cute" way to children. It's annoying and it's pointless; they aren't going to understand you just because you've started talking like moron. It's the equivalent of people who go to France speaking English but end up speaking slower and louder in an attempt to be understood.

thank you! I'm so glad someone else hates them as much as I do xD I can not stand babies, at all. They are all just completely spoiled and self conceited. Willing to just cry the entire night, careless of how annoying they are. They're basically just useless and dumb and I never want one ^^

YES, YES, and YES!!!! Babies are freakish little ugly maggots that only burden us women. I know we were ones once, but we didn't like it. And I am perfectly aware that we need them to keep our species alive, but why do people have to sappily say, "Ohhh, they are so cuuuuuuuuuute! I wanna huggle their wittle ickle faces!" When I hear one crying I feel like storming over to the child and slapping it silly. And they are just plain UGLY. It's a fact. You all know it.

So there you have it. It's normal to hate babies. I know I do.

Here's a more effective way to deal with a baby that's crying:

Figure out why it's crying.

Fix it.

When they're not sick or brain damaged they're really easy to settle.

Babies are wierd, and before 3-4 months (before they start smiling, which is great fun!) they are pretty fucking useless. Also they are not aware they exist in any meaningful way. Crying is the only way they can communicate.

At this developmental stage they are establishing a sense of trust that will impact them for the rest of their lives. A baby needs to be nurtured, it cries and if sombody comes and helps it out it develops that sence of trust.

They are not selfish little adults, they are incapable of meeting their own needs in any other way than to cry. Thank GOD most of them grow out of this in a few years. Everybody needs to lighten the fuck up about that.

I agree not all babies are cute and not being able to have a decent conversation because a baby is so distracting is really annoying. So are people who think they know more about life because they've had kids. There are lots of ways to live your life that are just as valid as starting a family!

Everybody who wants to abuse babies... stay the fuck away from them so they don't become fucked up adults.

babies are annoying because when they come over for a dinner party, its ALL everyone looks at and talks about the ENTIRE time.. and you can't really decently converse with anyone when there's a baby around.

annoying.

Well, it's true that babies are vile and disgusting and I've heard a lot of people say that they hate babies so I'd say it's normal.

My girlfriend's mum is fostering a baby. The "father" realized that he wasn't the real dad (DNA test confirmed that) and the mother ran away with another man. Nobody wants this baby and he has to wind up here. When I see him I see a repulsive lump of meat. When he smiles it makes me angrier. And people keep saying he's so cute when he is so ugly. Like seriously people, are you guys blind? What's worse is he screams his little fuckface off nonstop everyday.

I don't like babies either. I wouldn't hurt them but I dont want to go over to them and say Hi.... My Mom is the same, she hates other peoples kids even today. She only liked her own. There is nothing wrong with not liking babies.<BR>I know for a fact I never want one, it makes me laugh when woman say "your body will change" What I am going to grow and extra leg?? Its stupid.<BR>I know who I am and what I want and babies are not part of the plan.. Nor relationships atm, I am totally happy being me persuing my life as an Adult nurse for Elderly!! Ah I love elderly!!<BR><BR>When I see a baby my stomach starts itching like Go away I dont want you near me. I hate the thought of getting pregnant and having a ruined body and what for? Probably to be divorced for a younger woman one day when the kid is older and doesnt give two sh**s about me. And even if it did it couldn't be there as it would have its own life.<BR>Then what, when we all grow old they bung us in old peoples homes.... nice.<BR>No babies are not for me. I want to have a happy fufilling life.<BR>I do not condone hurting anything, not babies, animals, adults whatever. <BR>I would save anything inc babies if it needed it but that does and will never ever change my resolve on deciding not to have one.

Heck yes this is normal! I could not agree more with you, my friend. I am glad there are others who feel the same way.

I love all you baby haters! I can't stand babies they are the devil and i wish people would stop creating them. Fuck the world it's a horrible place full of suffering we don't need to keep human life going. Babies are the worst!

Babies are annoying, crying, screaming, noise polluting, crap making, money wasting, attention stealing, fuck ups who are always right even when they are wrong. Sometimes they are just so cute I want to kill them. But your patience will pay off one day when all of them grow up and old enough to boss around.

Reasons why i hate babies/yound children (especially my sisters children)
- They always make huge fucking messes, leave toys around the house for me to step on them.
- They are inconsiderate of how much noise they should be making 7 am when half of the house is still sleeping.
- My sister gets mad when i don't smile at the baby or respond to her nonsense.
- They fucking smell like shit every other hour.
- They are loud.
- Everyone that loves babies use arguments against people who don't like "you once were a baby" "you don't even know how annoying you were as a baby", believe me i do and i hate the fact that i have been an annoying screaming fuck for many years.
- When the baby sleeps you have to be quiet as shit and not make a sound or everyone kills you.
- I had a dog when i was a child, really cute and loved and friendly dog, people talked to the dog like she was a baby for many many years, when the baby came around they of course spoke to the damn devil with the stupid childish voice and whad'ya know the dog likes that tone of voice, they fucking push the dog away and sometimes go as far as kicking the dog for coming around when they speak with that tone because "she'd ruin a picture" or be too needy. What the fuck...
- Baby hits the dog, pulls hair or anything, and makes a loud noise cause of that. My mom punished my dog for scaring the baby. (keep in mind this is the most sweetest most loving dog i have ever seen)
- Did i mention they are loud as shit?
- How parents act.
- Every christmas we had the tradition to play monopoly, cluedo or any fun board game as a family we were loud, drunk and it was the reason why christmas was super fun. Then after my sister got the baby and how inconsiderate is it to be there when she knows our tradition of being loud having fun, now its not loud, not drunk and we have to whisper. Because she fucking thinks she's not doing anything wrong.
Apologies for my bad grammar and i had more stuff in mind but im going to keep this "short" so maybe someone reads this.

My dumb baby ruined me. I'm a teen, I have to take care of the dumb baby (my girlfriend is too busy getting laid by other women). So I was doing homework. Doing what a normal teen would do. Then I go to the bathroom and take a shower. I was almost done, but I heard the baby cry. I put on a towel and run into the living room. Guess what? The baby was sitting on the (school) laptop. And he starts pissing and cries louder. I heard a snap. Yup. That's right. The ass face broke it. And it had piss on it. I returned the favor and broke his ass. I smacked it with my hand at first, then I threw the asshole down. I went outside. I came back with a whip (9 ft) and a long hickory stick. I smacked his ass until it was blood red. Then I gave all my might and smacked him unconscious so he would shut the fuck up. I was fined 900$ (it was a mac book). If that story wasn't enough, he pissed all over my backpack. He broke my personal computer (I wasn't as mad because it was lower model). He wakes me up every night, and he's not even 3 months old. One night I'll lose it. I'll stab that baby in his head. My girlfriend said she doesn't care if I did (she even suggested killing it). Hope this makes a really, really good point. Eugghh!!!

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I hate babies so much that when one throws up I start crying. Everyone says that it's because I'm the youngest but it's because some babies just rnt cute. Now on the other hand check out the shaytards baby, Rocktard, on YouTube. It makes you feel better bout babies to see him.

I had a dream that I killed my cousin for crying and I woke up and he had peed himself. I was thrilled.

It is absolutely normal. I am a young adolescent and have been told things like,"you'll change your mind."
Or,"you were a baby once!"

Yes, I know, sadly I have been a baby. I doubt I'll change my mind because I have opinions that are my own. You will not control me.

I do not harm babies, yes I have hit a younger sister. But thankfully I don't have any memories of her while she was a baby. So hitting a younger sister that is of 9 years old is normal.

This world does not need more humans, as we are straining the Earth of it's resources!

I do not need to talk to a psychiatrist, I do not have mental issues, and I am a rational person. Most of my hate towards babies is fueled by disgust, but I have more reasons. I have alreadt told you them, in fact.

Please don't respond with, "I hope you start a happy family!"

I have no wish too take care of a child, as I am selfish, rude, arrogant,and lazy.

But I still have opinions, whether they matter to you or not is none of my concern. Have a good day.

It's absolutely normal to hate babies. I remember disliking them since I was very young. I even hated the look of pregnant women and could tell if they were pregnant or just fat. I don't think babies are cute. I don't want to hold them and I certainly don't want to take care of any. Every time I see a baby on a tv commercial I want to smack it. And yes, they are ugly. I'd rather kiss a dog.

I voted 'no'.

I agree babies are repulsive, ugly, annoying and so on. I can relate to your feelings, I have the same opinion, and I honestly think hormones explain the way we react towards our OWN offspring for the most part.

I am also not going to tell you to shut up about it if you just wanted to bitch about your feelings. However, I think that if you really want to hurt them, your problems are beyond just being a devout child-free and having anti-baby sentiments. A baby is actually just a young [albeit disgusting] little animal, just like a puppy or a kitty. Would you want to burn a puppy or kitty to death? Would you want to rip their testicles off? No? Then why would you want to hurt a baby so much? Periods. I have to agree with the poster who says you want to take out all the hurt and frustration on the baby rather than your spouse.

Take a deep breath and ask yourself this. Do you love this guy? Do you forgive his mistake? Do you picture yourself with him within the next ten years or so? If you answered yes thrice, then don't let another human being (that ATM prolly doesn't even know where its own two feet are), ruin everything. The child did not initiate its own creation, your BF did. I understand why you are hurt over this, but you need to work on the resentment you feel towards your BF. Maybe you feel like you are expected to 'omg adoooorrre' this little miracle of nature. Guess what. You don't have to. Especially not if it's someone else's mistake.

However, there are always bright sides to every crappy situation. For one, you don't EVER have to deal with the 'but honey I want to ADOPT cute little bebes!' bullshit. Secondly, I assume this kid does not live in your house. Third of all, I assume your BF is 'done' when it comes to having kids and not interested in girls (apart from hiring their uterus, maybe). It might have been a selfish, callous and ignorant thing to do. But hey. It's not your baby and that's a blessing, right? ;]

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i hate babies but now that i think about it,i hated myself when i was a baby (probably did)

I feel the same way! &its not ignorant...i know i was a baby once ..doesnt mean i have to like babies! thats like saying its ignorant for you to not like other people because youre a person too! smh..even when i see my old baby pictures i get just as disgusted as i would by any other baby. its normal, its just your opinion! i cant help that i feel this way and neither can you. i dont have anything against people who think they are cute and stuff though... to each their own!

I hate babies just as much. I thank God when I hear of a woman having a miscarriage, and it makes me happy when a baby is hurt.

Don't have kids. Problem solved.

I'm not a people person, I prefer to be alone most of the time and I do agree that little kids and babies can be extremely annoying. However, that's not an excuse to act out any violence on babies, they can barely fucking defend themselves. I seriously think that anyone who has thoughts of killing babies and genuinely feels happy when one gets hurt needs to see a specialist. Sorry, but that's fucking disgusting.

I know I was young, we all were, we were all babies...we all screamed and shouted and made a mess at one point. But so what?

I wouldn't wish harm on babies, but only because it would hurt the parents and I hate hurting people. If parents weren't so fucking emotional and upset over a baby just getting a scratch, I'd actually be quite content seeing a baby like that.

whenever i hear a baby screaming or crying , i feel like not only beating the parents up who created this little parasite, but smacking some sense into the baby so it learns quickly not to be so loud and intruding to everyone. of course, i would never carry this out, but i rage on the inside. stop creating babies people, the world has enough humans.

While I don't think it's normal to feel that an innocent, helpless, defenseless baby deserves to be murdered by an incompetent parent that has no patience (which they should have known and gotten an abortion if they knew they were a terribly impatient person), it is normal to be annoyed/disgusted/freaked out by babies in general. Instead of hating on the babies, I hate on the parents that don't have the fucking sense to take their child out of an establishment if it is shrieking and making a God damned scene. Personally, I've never really wanted children, but there was one boyfriend I had that had changed my mind because I knew he would be a good father. Unfortunately, things didn't work out for us and I am now at the stage being unsure whether I want to have a kid or not and I certainly do not want one if I have to raise it all by myself because I sure as hell wouldn't have created it all by myself! I always tell my mom I wouldn't mind having a kid if they were born at 2 years old already because babies are so fragile. Right after my best friend's son was born (he is her 2nd child) I was not exactly fawning over him, but he was a cutie at times. She never forced her kids on me and never asked if I wanted to hold him. She and her husband did 99% of all the work with other friends sometimes pitching in to help because they WANTED to. Now their son is 4 and will be 5 this fall and he is just the most adorable little ginger ever! Like I told my mom, you kinda have to force yourself to do or be around these uncomfortable situations so that you can look back when the years have passed in order to have that appreciation and when that happens you'll wonder where the time has gone. I have a new appreciation for both mothers and babies!

I can see why people dislike Babies but, Hate them, that's weird. Youd have to be an extremely selfish person. You have to give to a Baby unconditionally.

Ok, I dont hate hate babies, but I kinda find them gross! Its actually quite upsetting for me as I wouldnt mind having one in a few years, and I really hope I can get over this! The thing I hate about them is the messiness, poop dosent bother me, neither does pee (I have a kitten and his poop is baaaad) its the vomit, snot and messy food habits! I think baby vomit is literally the grossest thing in the world, the fact that I have a serious phobia of milk dosent help! I think the powdered milk they drink is gross, the fact that its kinda yellowish, the fact that its powder to begin with (im hoping I can breastfeed- no judgement here about which is best- its just I find the powder gross). Then baby food, oh my god its just vile, those jars of horrible smelling mush that looks like its been vomited back up before jarring! The fact that some of it is downright disgusting looking, porridge, custard, yogurt!! and the fact that I will have to feed a child while it spews it back out (im retching even typing this). I feel totally bizzare about feeling this way, I mean its a baby, it dosent mean to be messy, its not the baby's fault (I feel the same way about food on adults faces btw). Im really hoping I just find it disgusting with other peoples kids and that I'll be ok with my own, I would be devastated if I still felt the same...............

I hate babies, I hate children that think they know every fucking thing. My friend has a little brother like this and every day I want to strangle him and murder him, possibly stretch him once when we went to a museum. I hate children.

I used to feel this way about babies (minus the abuse part). That was before I understood them.

hey , i have same feelings toward babies ,bt i will never hurt any baby!

They are SOOOO cute!!

I think the best part of the OP ran down his/ her mothers leg.....

Babies only cry as its the only communication skill they have. And once they are fed, changed, warm comfortable and dont have wind in their tummy, they will smile, and be a total delight to be around. You were a baby once, too!

Would it have been ok for someone to torture you when you were a baby?? Just remember the reason you are still alive is because someone was decent enough to look after you when you were just a baby.

Ha ha look at how the sensible comments are voted down and the whiny little pissers who are intimidated and upset by babies are voted up. What a bunch of weirdos and losers.

It's the parents that let them cry for hours when it obviously wants something that annoy me more.

"have you ever been too told,
to make holy of an infants tongue?
Let it go."
Elizabeth by Rose Polenzani

When babies are born, parents are like "Oh my gosh! It looks just like your dad/mom/whoever the fuck!" No. babies all look like Winston Churchill (No offence to him, by the way). They all look like blobs of flesh.

I hate babies, too!!! Babies are not human!!! Babies are sticky Monsters!!!

Babies are cute but sometimes i hate then =v

I detest most babies. I say "most" because, for reasons I cannot explain, there ARE babies I like. It's weird, I know. *shrug*
But, 98% of the time, I hate babies. I think they're ugly, needy, annoying, and stupid.
Unfortunately I am of the age where other women are *CONSTANTLY* popping out babies like its going out of style, and thus posting photos of their detestable, hideous off-spring. Ugh. Day in and day out, picture after picture of one ugly baby after another. I've "unfollowed" so many of my own friends on FB because of that crap. I just couldn't take it anymore! I feel complete and utter contempt and disgust for most babies, and the last thing I want is to SEE them REPEATEDLY every single day.

For people with kids: No one, NO ONE, gives a sh*t about your kid. We don't care that it said its first word, took its first step, farted, made a funny face, got a new outfit, just took a bath or is still IN the bath, played with its new toy, is sucking your tit, is sleeping, or anything ELSE. **STOP** posting dozens of photos and videos of your damn baby every single day! FREAKIN' A!!! You're just as annoying as that little twit you call your child! NO ONE CAAAAAAAARES! >.<

/endrant lol

I hate babies so much, they are nothing but trouble.

I think babies crying is super annoying, and it should be. this is because when a child cries, it is suppose to set a immediate emergency response in our nature to seek out what the problem is to ensure our offspring's protection. (like ur alarm clock going off when you don't want to get up for work).
Talking about smacking babies is totally fucked up and u should be hit in the head over and over again with a bald point hammer till u shit ur dumb fucken stupid waste of existence has been eliminated you cunt fuckker.
REMEMBER you was a baby too at one time, so do you hate what u was and how do u think u grow from were from. Then slap ur self cause you were that annoying baby to someone when u was a little boy bitch fuck ass NAAIER! POES!!!

They maybe didnt like you too when you were a baby

You sadistic piece of shit.

I moved into a house with a six month old baby. I told my girlfriend over and over that I hate babies that I don't want to end up like my bipolar father who tried to kill his son at six months. I hate it when she crys for no reason. I can't stand it. I need help but I don't know what to do.

I hate both babies and kids, a lot of kids cry as much as a baby when they dont get what they want. Or if they are not allowed to do what they want to do. Plus they scream and yell.

I want to punch them as much as babies.

I don`t like babies at all, they are just not pretty, or appealing in any way, & I don`t think that people with baby faces are attractive as I`m supposed to be biologically programmed to think. I hate the way they stare at me in that vacant way that they have, drooling all the time. Having said that, I wouldn`t want to harm them,I`m just repulsed by them.

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nakid man agrees that some babies are stupid (not all some are well behaved and stuff but the ones that never behavebare stupid)