I finally figured out how to be a longhair

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It took me 37 years and I did it, 37 years old now and now I know how a longhair behaves. Rebellion over his long hair, dressed in black, with jeans, listening to longhair music, like The Doors, mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm by Crash Test Dummies, and black metal music (I'm a black metal purist). Talks long and deep, behaves like he's on drugs, smokes tobacco and cigarettes. It turns out I can follow my subculture following the norms (insert happy man here).

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  • Tommythecaty
    2 years ago

    The doors were incredibly overrated.

    ....And get a haircut you gross hippy.

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    • normal-rebellious
      2 years ago

      Never! Since I was 2 1/2 years old I willfully grew my hair long, this is my life man!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago

    people like that dont wear nike jackets hans

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    • normal-rebellious
      2 years ago

      Now I see, but I'll buy something to wear, consider that instead I'll get my clothes at Lowes.

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  • litelander8
    3 years ago

    What?

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    • normal-rebellious
      2 years ago

      Yeah, it's all about the hair, however hippiedom isn't what I'm talking about but in my pre-longhair yet posh youth I drew pictures of longhairs and made them look cool and from then envied such people.

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