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I believe I am god and have created the universe. I can fly and have superhuman powers.
I believe you. Find a tall building and jump from it, prove the unbelievers wrong.
"I am a God."
- Posts on a below average populated website.
Can you create women who just want to have sex and give massages
You are not.
I don't think God would come on isitnormal.com to reveal himself...
If you are what you say you are,
Why haven't you made social media acoounts?
Tell me all about Heaven.
What's your actual name?
Do you REALLY have a beard?
Why do you make the world suffer?
Why do you let people die of starvation?
Why is there racism?
Why do you love us so much? Us, the arrogant bastards?
When's the world going to end?
How you end it?
When were you born?
Where does the Universe end?
[insert millions of unanswered questions here]
...uh...how do you...uhhhhhh
Cmon' this is just bad bait...
So you believe that you don't exist?
I believe I'm a horsey.
believe away sweetheart
Go notify all religious people.
If you're God, can you tell me why my man chose his friend over me? Everything happens for a reason - what was the reason for this?
...can't tell me? That's what I thought.
That one's easy, he got tired of your nagging.
I will pray for you.
O great one, do one of your most faithful acolytes a favour & give me the next 6 weeks lottery numbers.
BUT I AM GOD! How dare you question my divinity!
I was going to give you another much deserved thumbs down, but I will leave you be on account of the fact that you call yourself the PoopHoarder.
That'll do PoopHoarder, that'll do.
A Lord of the Flies reference is to good for this website.
No you don't, lies.
come fly up and clean my gutters
ill serve triscuits afterwards if yall does a good job
*bows* let me follow you
For some reason, I doubt it.
I have more money than God. Take that plebeian.
I AM GOD! I WROTE THIS! HOW DARE ANYONE DOUBT ME!
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