How many thought it was a fart?
There has been about 10 times in my life I thought it was a fart and shit my pants.
Be honest How many have made this mistake?
I once shit my pants thinking it was a fart and had to walk 2 hours to get to my parents house to clean up. Knocked on the door and they were not home. House was locked so I had to strip naked and hose me and my clothes.